I get how you would think this was a fake. If I were you I'd probably be thinking the same too. That's internet for ya.

Update: Well I'm going to go chill with my dogs or something, 'cause my dog Jack won't stop growling at me, hehe. I can't give you guys a promise that I'll be back soon, but the next time I'm bored to the bone, I'll be sure to sign in. Keep well, peace. x