Get it to take me to Equestria and then I'd live there forever.

I honestly think that you know better than to use the word "your" when you mean to use "you're".

You're pretty cool but chain questions are pretty dumb.

Yep. Hi!

My first instinct is to say Darcy, due to the whole National Toaster Day thing, but when I think about it, the fact that you're even asking leads me to suspect that you may have recently dropped your own toaster into a volcano or bathtub or something, in which case I would give it to you. But then I realize that if that's how you treat your toasters (you heartless bitch), you might make better use of anger management classes instead - so the toaster again goes to Darcy.

tl;dr - I'd give the toaster to Darcy

NO YOU CANNOT HAS. IT IS NOT YET CHEESEBURGER TIEM.

I would juggle sea lions.

TO DA MOOOOOOOON!