I try so hard.

I do anyway whether or not I'd enjoy it.

I'm Rexy and I know it.

Well...my nickname is Koopa, so I mean wouldn't that be detrimental to my health too somehow?

Unfortunately, yes.
Formspring, why do you care about my social life? Formspring, why do you ask me so many questions? Formspring, will you marry me? Wait...what?

I'm too impatient to listen.

All the time, baby!

6 feet...something inches.

Virgo, August 31st, so this friday!

I'd...probably be dead...yeah. Thanks for asking the sarcastic comic book nerd a question...

Talking.

My anxiety of moving in to college! D:

Dammit, you're not supposed to tell people I'm a cow in perfect disguise!

BISMILLAH, NO! We will not let you go!

Charizard :3
He's my favorite-est ever.

Red velvet with vanilla ice cream on the side! Also, happy birthday!

The same distance you'll go when you travel inter-dimensional planes for all of your life. In other words, no distance at all, while simultaneously being all the distance.

Does fear of failure count as strange? It's my only phobia, so...

You fall asleep on.a plane, then have a wet dream.

No, but I brentalfloss.