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    1. Kiwi
      one year ago
      kiwitryst

      Want some?

      GIT SUM.

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    2. Kiwi
      one year ago
      kiwitryst

      Pancakes

      OH SWEET FOR REAL? YES!!!

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    3. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      If you could instantly and permanently change one thing about human nature, what would it be?

      No one can be cruel. You can be an ass, but only if it's harmless.

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    4. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      What would you do if you saw the Hamburglar dancing naked on the roof of your house?

      I live in a three floor apartment. Ain't my roof, ain't my problem.

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    5. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      Are you ever asked questions by people who don't exist?

      YERP. Damn those brain people. ;)

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    6. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      Guess Why?

      Apple ...pie?

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    7. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      Your perfect day would start with what?

      A REAL battle with monsters made of lvl 1. And me with a giant hammer.

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    8. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      Deal or no deal?

      asked by jackalopejess

      uh....uuhhhh......UUUHHH.....UM.......D-DEA-NO NO -DEA-

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    9. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      If you were able to pass a law to make something mandatory for everybody else, what would it be?

      Mandatory Hugs and kisses for Kiwi whenever she wants them.

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    10. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

      There is NO woodchuck with the balls to Chuck The Norris.

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    11. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      What colour are your nails?

      asked by Failing

      Clear and sharp thank yew. xD

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    12. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      Why did I have to find this page on my own, instead of you telling me?!?!?! HMMMMM?!?!?!?

      Probably because I see you less frequently than my furry friends.

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    13. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      Is Clooney the greatest?

      You Bet your ass on a cold day he is.

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    14. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      Who am I? (You'll never get it right)

      My friend?

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    15. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      o que tem no seu CLTRL+V!??!!?

      asked by kwverde

      It might help if I knew what " CLTRL V " was.

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    16. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      since i havent seen you online much, how is everything working out at home? (you can hit me on aim for that one: bmanrkg3) :-)

      Eh, borring mostly. But alright.

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    17. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      Why haven't we talked in forever D:

      I'm terribly sorry. Messgae me now and I will talk to you.

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    18. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      Please rank what you find hottest to least hot: - Gay dude furp0rnz - Straight furp0rnz - Lesbian furp0rnz

      gay dude

      lesi

      str8

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    19. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      I'm gonna ask you this only once. Do you, or do you not, know about the bird?

      I will kill you

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    20. Kiwi
      2 years ago
      kiwitryst

      komo conheceu o Formspring-me!?

      asked by kwverde

      I need English ! Badly. I'm unilingual.

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