Uhm... sort of, but nothing too serious. All vehicularly related. None involving impairment/distraction behind the wheel. I'm actually a good driver.

It would be nice if those shitheads at Lake Tapa-fuk-ew-go would quit pulling me over because I refuse to foul up the front of my car with an absurdly unnecessary extra license plate. Can you say revenue-grab??? Small town Barney-one-bullet pains in my ass.