Ask me anything to do with the quantum mechanics of strapping a piece of toast to a cat's back butter side up.

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    1. Kinsoku Jiko
      KinsokuJiko 24 Aug 11

      Everybody's dead Dave.

      Then here's the latter half of your paycheck. Well done.

    2. Kinsoku Jiko
      KinsokuJiko responded to SpamBotxD 24 Aug 11

      Would you rather stay permanently, age 13 or age 57?

      I have no experience of the latter.

    3. Kinsoku Jiko
      KinsokuJiko responded to SpamBotxD 24 Aug 11

      Would you rather be a cannibal or a vegetarian?

      NOODLES

    4. Kinsoku Jiko
      KinsokuJiko responded to SpamBotxD 24 Aug 11

      What's your eating habits like?

      NOODLES

    5. Kinsoku Jiko
      KinsokuJiko responded to SpamBotxD 24 Aug 11

      Water or alcohol?

      Both suck

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      KinsokuJiko responded to AlexDavies 24 Aug 11

      Has anyone asked you for your response on a photo of their dick yet?

      Unfortunately not...

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      KinsokuJiko responded to VitaminD82 24 Aug 11

      Jiko...is that pronounced gee-ko or jai-ko?

      You know like, Chiko from Peace Walker? It's like that but Jiko.

    8. Kinsoku Jiko
      KinsokuJiko 16 Aug 11

      What would you sell your soul for? Name your price. I'm in the business.

      The power to heal dreams.

    9. Kinsoku Jiko
      KinsokuJiko responded to devoidofideas 16 Aug 11

      When's your birthday?

      Once a year.

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      KinsokuJiko responded to devoidofideas 16 Aug 11

      If I were to give you 7 dollars in quarters, what would you do with it?

      Give it to an american.

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      KinsokuJiko responded to devoidofideas 16 Aug 11

      Whenever I come in contact with a whiny person I have the urge to punch them in the mouth. Thoughs?

      Tell them to swifly "Fuck off." with a calm demeanour.

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      KinsokuJiko responded to devoidofideas 16 Aug 11

      How do you feel about the allegations that you and Mr Casualcat are in a relationship?

      Slanderous.

    13. Kinsoku Jiko
      KinsokuJiko responded to devoidofideas 16 Aug 11

      Say something amusing please?

      Puppywilly.

    14. Kinsoku Jiko
      KinsokuJiko 16 Aug 11

      Alright, the world you live in is a lie. Blue pill or red pill? Blue makes you forget about knowing the world is a lie and you shake it off like a dream. Red frees you from the world and you get to do kung-fu and shit. CHOOSE NAO!

      http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/matrix_revisited.png

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      KinsokuJiko responded to devoidofideas 16 Aug 11

      Do you have to wear some sort of silly uniform in school?

      I did.

    16. Kinsoku Jiko
      KinsokuJiko responded to StephenMathis 30 Jul 11

      My cat has long hair and the toast flops with his hair as he runs away and the toast is eventually flung off. There's butter everywhere. Tips?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox
      Stop trying to destroy the space time contiuum.

    17. Kinsoku Jiko
      KinsokuJiko responded to AlexDavies 19 Jul 11

      What is your most memorable experience featuring a duck?

      Fed one by hand.

    18. Kinsoku Jiko
      KinsokuJiko responded to AlexDavies 19 Jul 11

      Argh you're following me! Why are you following me!?

      YOUR ASS LOOKS NICE WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM ME

    19. Kinsoku Jiko
      KinsokuJiko responded to AlexDavies 19 Jul 11

      An electron-microscope? Why?

      Binary hacking computers!

    20. Kinsoku Jiko
      KinsokuJiko responded to AlexDavies 19 Jul 11

      If you had the ability to transform into an inanimate object, which object would you transform into, and why?

      best question ever. An electron-microscope, capable of blocking, or changing currents.

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