With a 'hello', usually. It depends on the circumstances, I suppose. Why?

I suppose I don't... dislike it.

O_o

My writer dared me to read the first book in the 'Maradonia Saga.' I.... I just.... why would she DO that to me!?

I would rather most things stay the same, although some change is good, I suppose.

My paperwork decided to turn into some sort of 'paper tsunami' today as I opened the door to my workshop. >:C

Ah.... I see many responses that make me... question... the...how should I say this? Well, frankly, most people I follow seem to be serial killers, or some other sort of person I would not wish to meet at a dark alley, were I a mortal.

Very mature, writer. -_-;

My writers facial expressions at the thought of this with her characters sums up my feelings perfectly; 0___________o ....... o_______________o ..... Q_____________Q

Oh dear.... NOT MORE PAPER WORK. QnQ

Ah, well... it's not strange, really. However, my writer once looked up various types of snake, in order to see if there was one quite like my serpentine form. Eventually she got creative and made it so that my serpentine form was unlike any 'irl' species of snake. Unless you can find a snake with horns, neck-frill, a rattle, and that... cobra thing that my creator is too lazy to look up the name of at the moment.

Well... I do not believe people are born evil, nor do I believe society is fully to blame. After all we all have control over our own actions.

I can't really receive help, as my work is rather unique, and a mortal wouldn't be able to really help me with it.

The ceiling?

And I suppose I am a rather slow riser.

I relate to this person. I really do. Albeit my work is much less... icky, than this man's.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTZcLThd7Ek

Play

I... do not want to talk about this. Go away.

*Headtilts at the picture, staring for a bit before blinking.* Oh, ah... I do not know. I have never really 'jumped for joy.' I have felt joy, but never jumped for it- honestly the notion seems ridiculous to me.

WHAT WALKING STICK?!?!?!?

What is a slumber party... and how the hell do I recieve mail all the way in- !?*Sighs, chucking the note away while he leaves to Earth in search of a home security service that's actually reliable.*

I was never a child! First the mother thing, and now this!?

WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO!? *Emo corner.*