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Me and Danmark would run around burning Saxon (English) towns. Does that count?
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[He starts mixing some stuff up, while getting oil hot on the pan.] Just watch out, I don't want you to get burnt.
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[Black metal concerts bro. Go to them.]
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[Drip drip drip.] Let's make some cookies too.
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[Headpats. He puts some into the coffee maker and turns it on.] Now we wait.
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♥ That's good. [Waits until it's all ground down, then takes the little cup out from underneath.] See? We make this into the coffee.
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[He puts some in and closes the top.] Will you crank the handle? [Points, showing him how to before letting it go.]
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[Oh dear.] [Norway nods and sits him on the counter.] Well we measure some out and put them in the coffee grinder....
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Oh! Thank you. c: Want to know how they're used? [Influencing England's colonies, it's what he does.]
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That's good. [smiles, headpats]
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I'm not very "techy" at all. I just want a simple life...
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[There's probably like a mountain we haven't been here for a year.] You're clearly a wolfman.
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A lot. You both crashed through my front door piss drunk singing, raided my fridge "for butternut squash" and then fell asleep in my lounge.
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I don't know what you're talking about. You and Danmark have been passed out on my floor for days.
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Anything with Fin. Our black metal concerts are the best.
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I don't want to answer this while Finland's following me.
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Norway’s Bio
I'm the Kingdom of Norway, I guess that's it.
