((Answering these.))

((Johnny Depp.))

((Only my ideal of a city-scale version of that house from the Simpsons that would sprout mechanical legs and flee at the first sign of danger.))

((When I got married. BA-ZING!! HA HA HA!!

I'm just kidding, no one would love me.

God I'm so lonely. ;_; ))

((Having enough energy to struggle through another day. That it's usually only been about three hours makes that struggle really suck.))

((Resting is nice, usually hate my dreams.))

((I sleep on the floor with a pillow and a sheet.))

((I can maintain my sense of humor even during my sharpest pits of self-loathing and frustration. :D ))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bRmnxs25Qo

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((When applied to human civilization, it's almost as funny as the idea of "justice".))

((Not enjoyable at all.))

((Never change.))

((It gets the job done. :| ))

((Turning your head is too obvious. You have to wait until they're just at the edge of your periphery and surreptitiously steal a glance at the prize.

Or hide in some nearby shrubbery.))

((Side-boob.))

((Overnight cheeseman.

World domination.))

((First try, Admiral Cancer. :O

Then like ninth one or something was Archfraud. Someone bring back CoH so I can make these. ))

((It's an elaborate hoax perpetrated by the White Man to exploit the Working Man and rape the land while they absorb all the profit and claim none of the responsibility. >:O ))

((My toilet flooded the bathroom with goddamn shit water and all I had to mop it up with was a washcloth while I tried not to throw up in it.

I briefly considered driving my car through the wall to murder the fucking toilet. >:O ))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAkz3Wwr9NQ

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