Fuck you. That's when.

Oh fuck I don't know. Do I prefer 10c or 50c? Squier or Fender? Aqua Man or Green Lantern?!

Except with Pokemon. Silver > Gold. Still a dumb question, though.

Why the fuck would you care? Why is this even a question?! (ﾉ•_•)ﾉ

This guy's liver with some fava beans.

I know you want me to say Gangnam style. But I'm going with all that street dancing stuff. Then when people are all "white boys can't dance" I'd be all like "WOT. SAY IT TO MY FEET." and do a wicked head spin... Or something.

... Flamingo

Yes. But if I said what they were, they would no longer be hidden. Idiot.

Woah, formspring. I don't feel that way about you.

My beard trimmings are sought after on the black market for only the most exotic of pleasures.

I see the smell is bothering you. I'll try to do something about it. AND IM NO DOODLE HOLE STFU BRAH U DUM SHIT BRAH. THUG LYF.

I'd produce a gooey sweet liquid from my behind and trick millions of people that it wasn't gross at all and that they should buy and eat it...

I had to do a project which took literally all night and then some nights I just can't sleep very well.

Hey, buddy. I heard you before. No need to be offensive.

I knew it! At the moment I smell of curry and confusion.

Your mother. But google images doesn't host pictures that large.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yeah. Formspring once pulled a decent question out of it's arse. It was amazing.

Okay, yeah I lied.

Honestly... I have no idea. Never checked. I can find out if you want, but I'll have to charge.

I call it soft drink because I'm not a twat.

I prefer to put Steve Martin on my right foot and John Candy on my left foot and make them walk for me. But come to think of it, the left leg hasn't been working for quite a long time now... I'll look into that.

Hmm... Mass Effect series. Before ME2 came out, it used to be Assassin's Creed, but they lost me with AC brotherhood