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    1. Kelly MyDear

      Because it's an ancient tradition which i must honour.

    2. Kelly MyDear

      I LOVE contact jugglers, especially when they don't look anything like David Bowie but try really hard to attain his mystique. It's really appealing. I especially like contact jugglers who whip their balls out in the bedroom and demonstrate their skills while simultaneously ignoring me as i lay sprawled naked on the bed. It's really arousing.

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      My ancestors were generally big smokers until they suffered heart attacks, high blood pressure and strokes. Out of all my siblings, I am the only child to uphold this revered ancient tradition.

    4. Kelly MyDear

      Yes. When mother birthed me, i was born with a cigar wedged between my gums.

    5. Kelly MyDear

      They did smoke, but dad quit a decade ago, and mum quit a few months ago. But they had to smoke to honour ancient tradition.

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      Well, this question was asked to me 5 weeks ago which was in 2011, but i am going to cheat and answer it in reference to 2012. New Years Eve/Day was a positive experience. It later impacted me as a person when (a) I realised that watching Star Wars is truly emotional experience, and (b) Disco is my thing.

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      Roast vegetables. Does that inspire you, o Formspring?

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      Yes. I especially like to cook a delicious meal, sprinkle arsenic in it, and serve it to my enemies. Why do you ask?

    12. Kelly MyDear

      That i can sing to Shania Twain's 'Man, I Feel Like a Woman', over and over and over and over.

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      When i received Exercise Barbie as a gift when i turned four years old. I have photos posted on my Facebook. I still remember the wrapping paper - red with gold stars. Since that day, I have a soft spot for wrapping paper with gold stars.

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Kelly MyDear

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A Lebanese Arab-identifying post-modern feminist-of-sorts who enjoys toilet humour and social politics.

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