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Because it's an ancient tradition which i must honour.
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I LOVE contact jugglers, especially when they don't look anything like David Bowie but try really hard to attain his mystique. It's really appealing. I especially like contact jugglers who whip their balls out in the bedroom and demonstrate their skills while simultaneously ignoring me as i lay sprawled naked on the bed. It's really arousing.
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My ancestors were generally big smokers until they suffered heart attacks, high blood pressure and strokes. Out of all my siblings, I am the only child to uphold this revered ancient tradition.
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Yes. When mother birthed me, i was born with a cigar wedged between my gums.
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They did smoke, but dad quit a decade ago, and mum quit a few months ago. But they had to smoke to honour ancient tradition.
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Well, this question was asked to me 5 weeks ago which was in 2011, but i am going to cheat and answer it in reference to 2012. New Years Eve/Day was a positive experience. It later impacted me as a person when (a) I realised that watching Star Wars is truly emotional experience, and (b) Disco is my thing.
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Roast vegetables. Does that inspire you, o Formspring?
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English, hodge-podge Arabic, and Pig Latin.
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Press them? What do you mean!!!???
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Yes. I especially like to cook a delicious meal, sprinkle arsenic in it, and serve it to my enemies. Why do you ask?
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That i can sing to Shania Twain's 'Man, I Feel Like a Woman', over and over and over and over.
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The most boring question ever warrants the most boring response:
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When i received Exercise Barbie as a gift when i turned four years old. I have photos posted on my Facebook. I still remember the wrapping paper - red with gold stars. Since that day, I have a soft spot for wrapping paper with gold stars.
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Shampoo/conditioner, body soap, moisturiser.
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Kelly MyDear
Sydney, Australia
Kelly MyDear’s Bio
A Lebanese Arab-identifying post-modern feminist-of-sorts who enjoys toilet humour and social politics.
Wants Questions About
- contact juggling

