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    1. Rob Hoffman
      RobHoffman 9 Mar 11

      I thought you were only watching Darla for someone.

      Darla: Unfortunately, my previous owner was even more irresponsible than this piece of shit. Lesser of two evils, I suppose, but he's now my owner.
      Rob: Yes. I own Darla.

    2. Rob Hoffman
      RobHoffman responded to StacyyRawrr 9 Mar 11

      Darla and/or Rob: what kind of dog is Darla?

      Darla: I'm an English Bulldog mixed with awesomeness.
      Rob: She's a pure-bred English Bulldog, not mixed with awesomeness.

    3. Rob Hoffman
      RobHoffman 9 Mar 11

      Darla, did Rob kidnap you? Are you being forced to see him pantsless on the weekends against your will? Shall I call animal control?

      Darla: I've never seen someone spend so much time without pants.

    4. Rob Hoffman
      RobHoffman 9 Mar 11

      Who is your favorite Ocean Grove member?

      Darla: Me.

    5. Rob Hoffman
      RobHoffman responded to mandyluhhsyou 9 Mar 11

      Is Darla a bitch? This can be taken in two ways...

      Rob: Yes, and yes.

    6. Rob Hoffman
      RobHoffman 9 Mar 11

      Darla: Did Rob go see Joe today? Rob: Hi.

      Darla: No. Rob left me home. Bastard.

    7. Rob Hoffman
      RobHoffman 9 Mar 11

      who wears the pants in the hoffman household?

      Darla: Me. He never wears pants. It's ridiculous

    8. Rob Hoffman
      RobHoffman 9 Mar 11

      rob you're a single dad! congrats! is it pushing it to call you a major dilf now?

      Rob: It's nice to be a single dad. And by single dad, I mean to actually be raising one of my children for once. THAT'S NOT AN ADMISSION! NOT AN ADMISSION!

    9. Rob Hoffman
      RobHoffman responded to OceanGroveGirls 8 Mar 11

      Do you believe in destiny?

      Darla: No. I am the controller of my own path.
      Rob: Except when I have you on a leash.
      Darla: STFU.

    10. Rob Hoffman
      RobHoffman 8 Mar 11

      When is the best time to wear a striped sweater?

      Rob: Yachting
      Darla: Never.

    11. Rob Hoffman
      RobHoffman 8 Mar 11

      If you could change anthing about your body,what would it be?

      Darla: my nipples.

    12. Ross Golan
      rossgolan responded to Formspring 16 Feb 11

      What's the first thing that you usually notice about someone you meet?

      Formspring Question of the Day

      smile... then her boobs... and then smile... and then i hope she didn't notice that i just looked at her boobs.

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