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What is the sound of one hand clapping?
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Are they African squirrels or European squirrels?
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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That's a surprisingly tough one. I've done a lot of utterly stupid things. But when it comes to doing daft things, I'm probably quite reserved. Though there were the times I was with Hayley and we were drunk enough to wander around town giggling while trying to make it up to visit a friend. This often involved tripping over thin air. Or maybe it was flashing the police...
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