I had a performance for the CAS assembly and people laughed so I guess it was funny.

Otherwise, basically everything I say because I'm hilarious as balls.

Is your dad in Texas? In Granbury?

Cuz lots of people I know there had tornadoes and shit.

Uhh.. I think I have a lot of German and some Swedish all up in there.

Yeah! But I'm not a huge fan of going to the pool just for the lulz, it's not that fun. But I like legit swimming. I used to be good at it, too.

As many as i fucking feel like.

inb4 no you have to have beauty or some shit.

Yeah, I mean I'd be super shit at actually being one of those beauty pageant people, but it seems fun.

Fapping.

Or singing or smthg idk. I'm only pretty good at a few things, but not super good at any of them.

None.

But maybe swimming. Or like, dancing or some shit. I DUNNO MAN I DON'T DO THAT KIND OF STUFF.

No I don't think I have....

He's a pretty cool bro when he's not being a douche.

Anything but longass spaghetti. Maybe penne. Penne is fun.

Uh. A printer.

Everyone has an iPad and I still don't understand the appeal.

Sometimes I successfully jump over the rope.

Yeah a few times. There was only once when there wasn't someone leading it though and I was more legitly riding, though.

Uhh. It's fairly long; it goes past my boobs.

Your mom's vagina

Don't trip at graduation.

On boys I like longish hair. But not past the shoulders.

On girls IDGAF.

I don't think I've ever had it....

LSD.