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      I really don't get into the whole 'romance' shtick at all... I mean, really. My mind is drawing a complete blank. But, ummmm... Living day-to-day with someone who accepts me for me and who also looks hot as fuckin' hell while surviving hordes of the undead during a zombie plague? And unicorns.

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      If I could hike my voice pitch to perfect teenage girl shrillness and screech at the top of my lungs in sheer excitement, like many preteen girls do once at a boyband concert, I would. I SO would.

      I am pumped, I am primed, and I am so fuckin' stoked, dude. =3

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      It'd be a full on tag team match with God and RaptorJesus vs. Vic Mangina. I'm pretty sure they'd record the match on 'The World's Most One Sided Fights Caught On Film'. And Mangina would be forced into wearing hair ribbons and a frilly pink tutu.

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      I dunno... an exploding penguin and a pineapple? Considering what goes through my head sometimes, that'd be a hell of a lot less shocking than anything else that might happen.

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      Edward Elric would beat the crap out of Vic and all the rest of his characters, no question. I doubt Tamaki Suo would put up much of a fight. But as for who I WANT to see pound Vic Mangina into the ground: God. I don't care if he/she/it/if was never one of his characters, I want to see Vic smote down. Would prove to be entertaining.

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      Who, for you or for me? Eh, I'll just answer both... I see you as Ginny Weasley, Kairi, or Liz from Hellboy. For me, I'm thinkin' Jigen from Lupin III.

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      I'd consider it. Also, it depends on what kind of pie... =P

      And I never said that I'd destroy all the pie! (Okay, yes I did, but I'm indecisive as hell, so I may change my mind and do something completely different) >.<;;

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      Yeah, I mean there *IS* a reason I haven't conquered the world and become a terrible tyrant after all. People don't really pay much attention or really care about the mass executions, unfair laws, bountiful corruption, or the mandatory weekly human sacrifices in my name. But do something with pie, and EVERYONE goes into a freakin' tizzy... =.=;;

      In my new world order, pies shall be weaponized and be used as standard-issue assault weapons, primarily against any rebellious uprisings and 'protests'; and therefore no longer be considered a food item. In fact, I shall weaponize the number "Ï€", as well. =^^=

      Yes... The entire world will quake in fear of my mighty pie-launchers!! Bw~ahahahaha!!! >:3

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      Haha, I love you Niki... You know that? =3

      Yes, I would. Without a second thought.
      Sporks would be the one weapon on the planet that would be capable of halting my ascension as evil overlord of the planet, so naturally, they'd be the first thing to go. I'm just an evil bastard like that. That, and pie.

      Yes, pie. I'm evil for a reason. =P

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      Oi, tough one... ^^;;
      It fluctuates, depending on what 'flavor' I'm in the mood for, but usually it's along the lines of Zeb Atlas. =P

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      The original kind? The semi-immortality. And how they don't sparkle.
      The Twilight kind? That they only exist in the minds of fangirls and not in reality.

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