I SAID I WAS DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS.

IT'S QUESTIONS LIKE THESE THAT REALLY INSTILL MY FAITH IN YOU ANONS.

AND BY THAT, I MEAN IT REMINDS ME OF HOW GODDAMN POINTLESS THE QUESTIONS YOU ASK USUALLY ARE.

I THINK YOU'RE OVERESTIMATING THE AMOUNT OF FUCKS I GIVE ABOUT THIS.

WELL, IT WAS MORE OF A SUGGESTION, REALLY, I MEAN, I DO SORT OF LIVE IN ONE.

ALSO, YES, OBVIOUSLY.

OKAY, GOOD FOR YOU?

FUCK, I DON'T KNOW IF TEREZI COUNTS. I MEAN, I KIND OF DIED BEFORE ANYTHING REALLY. YOU KNOW.
BESIDES, I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW SHE FELT ABOUT ME ANYWAY, I'M NOT SURE IF IT WAS CALIGINOUS, OR WHAT. I GUESS I'LL NEVER FIND OUT, THOUGH. WHATEVER.

I'M DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW.

UH. OKAY, I GUESS? I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY FUCKING APPARENT THAT I DISAGREE, BUT WHATEVER.

I KIND OF WANT TO BE DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS.

NO.

STOP ASKING FOR HUGS, EVERYBODY. THAT WAS A ONE TIME ONLY THING, AND I AM NOW SEEING THAT IT WAS PROBABLY A VERY BAD IDEA.

(( I just lost a follower. See, this is what I was talking about, now I'm wondering what I did to make that person unfollow. Do I just answer too many questions? Do they not like my Karkat? Is this correspondence getting boring?

Ugh

I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in tumblr ))

I THINK IT'S MORE THAT PEOPLE JUST DON'T REALIZE THE DAMAGE I'VE CAUSED.

I GAVE AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE /CANCER/.

YET PEOPLE STILL THINK I'M ADORABLE RATHER THAN AN EXTREME FUCK UP.

HMM.

YES, GOOD.

OKAY, I LIKE THIS ANON'S REASONING BETTER.

OH WOW, /THREE/ PEOPLE. TWO OF WHICH ARE INSANE AND ONE OF WHICH JUST LIKES TO MESS WITH ME. ALSO, I TOLD YOU GAMZEE DIDN'T COUNT, THAT'S CHEATING.

GODDAMNIT.
THE CAT THING IS BECAUSE I'M VERTICALLY CHALLENGED, ISN'T IT.
I AM STILL FIERCE, OKAY!

OH YEAH, BECAUSE I AM JUST /THE MOST/ LIKEABLE PERSON. ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO YOURSELF? GO AHEAD, ASK ANYONE I KNOW IF I'M FUCKING "LIKEABLE" AND THEY'LL LAUGH.

EXCEPT FOR GAMZEE, DON'T ASK HIM, HE'S UNDER THE SAME DISILLUSION YOU SEEM TO BE.

ALSO, PEOPLE NEED TO STOP COMPARING ME TO CATS, SERIOUSLY.

WELL NO, NOT REALLY.

I MEAN I SAW NEPETA ANGRY ONCE, BUT THEN SHE JUST SORT OF FORGOT ABOUT IT AND CURLED UP NEXT TO HER COMPUTER STATION. GOING AGAINST MY DIRECT ORDERS, BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I TOLD EVERYONE NOT TO SLEEP, BUT WHATEVER.

WAIT, HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT "FIT ME"?

OH. OKAY, THEN, I GUESS.

ALSO, I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK WHY YOU THINK YOU LIKE ME, BECAUSE I THINK I'VE HAD MY FILL OF BULLSHIT. YOU WILL SEE THE LIGHT EVENTUALLY, I HAVE FAITH IN THIS.

A KITTEN.

YOU JUST CALLED ME A KITTEN.

IGNORING, FOR A MOMENT, THE FACT THAT I AM THE FARTHEST THING FROM A GODDAMN KITTEN, HOW IN THE HELL WOULD I EVER FIND THAT A COMPLIMENT.

AND YEAH, I GUESS NEPETA COUNTS AS A KITTEN.

BUT I'M NOT. I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING TO GO OFF ON A TANGENT EXPLAINING /ONCE AGAIN/ WHY I'M TERRIBLE, BUT REST ASSURED THAT I AM PRETTY FUCKING AWFUL, AND THAT'S THE END OF THAT. I'M THE WORST, THAT'S IT, EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME, WE'RE DONE HERE.

ANYWAY, OKAY, I GUESS. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE A REASON TO BE, THOUGH.

WELL I DON'T SEE WHY, HUGGING ME ISN'T ALL THAT GREAT, BUT WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR GODDAMN BUOYANT TRANSPORTATION DEVICE, I GUESS. YOU ANONS USUALLY ACT LIKE YOU LIKE ME FOR WHATEVER REASON.

AND NO.
I GUESS IT WASN'T UNBEARABLE, BUT WHATEVER, IT MADE ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE A FACE.

DGBSAFLAS HOLY SHIT, CALM DOWN, WHAT THE FLYING FUCK.

*struggles for a moment, and then just sort of stands there*

YOU'RE SORT OF CRUSHING ME, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

ALSO, TIME'S UP.

I AM NEVER HAPPY.