You should ask me something. Be prepared for the answer though.

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      No. But I have been in the position of that sad life when I was younger. I actually thought I was sad, but I was really just depressed. Emo, even. But then I found swag in my back pocket. Lol

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      Your life isn't ruined, firstly. Secondly...you need to be honest and let someone know, preferrably your mom. The toughest decisions are sometimes the easiest ones to make.

      It looks bad right now, but eventually things will get better. You have to keep faith that it will. Your life isn't over, I promise.

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      These S.A.T. questions are getting dumber and dumber... You get one paragraph. Not counting this one, because this is an explanation. And technically this is a full paragraph because it's over three sentences.

      Of course you could look up the technical differences in a statement and a paragraph. We know of it. Powers that be know little of it. Some strive to better the structure.

      But alas, things happen for a reason, and we are forced to deal with the consequences. Kanye West doesn't have to, because Consequence left his music camp. But Consequence is stupid, because no one's checked for his music since he had a video on MTV that got minor burn, like a kid in a fire.

      But I'm off topic, because I'm supposed to be answering your question. Of course, I would want to interrupt this slow progression, but there's only one or two ways to do it. You could politically assassinate Osama Bin Laden, but that's been claimed already. This leaves only one option.

      I would have to assemble a team of Rangers, give them Power, entitle them Power Rangerz (with a Z, to avoid confusion with those other guys from Japan/America), and give them advanced technology that makes their Maybachs turn into one huge person, like Godzilla. But bigger. Like Rick Ross. By our powers combined, we can overthrow Captain Planet, take the Planeteers' rings (except Heart, we'd leave that), and use the powers to become similar to fat Jedi's.

      That's a perfect answer.

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