The toilet. So godlike

By farting

English (obviously), a bit of French, a little bit of Japanese,

YEAH. You'd be surprised how many. Sure there's things you can share with family, friends, relationship partners or whatever, but there's just some things you can't tell anyone at all.

GOD WILLS IT.

Unexpected surprises and ironic moments

Eggs, sausages, toast, beans, salad. Pretty much the full on stuff.
But on a regular basis it's just cereal pretty much

Can't really say I know of one. I've seen all the movies, read the books, and listened to the songs. It's all quite generic really. And I've noticed I'm not really a sucker for the cliche 'comeback' story so much as a deeper plot where it's trials and adversity and then gradual strength progression to a greater goal. That's just me though

BF3 next week, and MW3 3 weeks from now. CANNOT WAIT.

Hard to pick one...justice i guess

Action adventure

Night. ALL NIGHT LONG

Matalan, Primark

English. Always has been

Not all the time. Sometimes I guess

Well, no.
But it can buy any console you want, plus any game you want.
And music CD you want, any concert ticket you want.
And movie ticket you want, any dvds you want.
Any food you want, any drink you want
Any hardware you want, any software you want.
Appliances, furniture, health care, clothes, shoes, accessories, jewelry. Etc
It can't buy the abstract emotion of happiness no, but i can damn well buy everything else

YEP

Gears of War: Anvil Gate

Not really, no. There's none in particular that i'm a big fan of watching

5-10 minutes in a rush, 10-20 minutes when I have to be somewhere, 30 minutes to and hour if I don't have to go anywhere