((Gonna go ahead and break character for my own sentimental this and that message.

To the folks who followed me, you've been great. Really, it's been swell and I've met some genuinely awesome people through this site and those relationships will survive beyond formspring. Though it was often glitchy, sometimes didn't make sense and had lots of little piddly problems for a long time, it had a great run and I genuinely feel for the poor souls who ran the place who now have to see it go. And I wish 'em the best.

Truthfully, this wasn't my only account. If you ever followed @KennethClarke, @AnaVarga, @VampireAndrei, @JohannVonHeusen, @VampireRoberto, or @HoraceWillaby, and didn't realize it was also me, the cat's out of the bag now. I had alt accounts! I was still on the site even the one time Jules got banned! Mwuahahah! *cough* anywho.

These accounts are still alive! They've been moved to ask.fm. It seems to have much of the same formatting (and even design of) formspring and though it runs a bit different I have high hopes for it. If you want to keep in touch, feel free to yak at me at CindarellaPop.deviantart.com; or zooophagous.tumblr.com.

This is probably gonna be Jules' final post here, I've made the move and I don't really care to stick around here much; but I'll still check the message box to the end in case someone had something they wanted to say to me (or Jules)))

Too bad I don't know how to play the violin. I coulda fiddled while this place burned.

http://ask.fm/JulesThurgood

Here's mine. So long formspring. Goodbye and good riddance.

Of course, baby, I know who this hot body belongs to, heh.

I woke up with this nasty little burn on my leg. Found out I'd fallen asleep with a lit cig in my mouth.

I ain't gonna let em, don't even worry about it toots. I got it all under control.

Nobody's tempting me, baby! I'm just scratchin' an itch, that's all! And besides, John gets all the ladies at work. Don't know why.

WHY do you think this magazine means I'm gonna leave you? Magazines have been around a lot longer than you have toots, and they didn't stop us from gettin' together, did they? Why are you suddenly so scared of 'em now?

I always look good. Why be concerned?

I do love you! Hey, this is like, emotional blackmail! Just because a fella has a few natural urges now and then don't mean he don't care for his wife!

Hey, what's wrong with a little lookin, eh? Just a little me-time every now and then? You know paper can't compare to my gal.

H-hey, come on baby, it's just a little magazine, it ain't hurtin' nothing.

I. Uh. Well. Hehe...*collar tug* Ya see, it's like this... I mean it's kinda like, sort of a little bit of a funny story actually- *BOLTS*

I... Uh... WELL GEE HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE

Did one of the cats get in?

Why the Hell would I act young? Kids ain't get no respect. I'd try to convince people I was a dwarf.

I already lost it pretty much as soon as I grew up. Any earlier 'an that and it'd be inappropriate.

Mom and dad would be pretty fuckin' impressed. Hey, now that I know how shit works out, I can invest in the right shit and get filthy fuckin' rich.

HAH. HAHAH. HAHAHAHA.

Too bad the pope is celibate, I bet he'd get a lot of bitches.

Penis.