FUN FUN FUN.

My mom's mom is Russian; both of my parents are American. We speak English but I studied Russian in school and took private lessons. Now I practice Russki with my friends and Rosetta Stone.

One dozen chocolate chip cookies.

Yes, always alone.

I save my dough and travel on the cheap. I always stay in hostels. I buy food at the local grocery store. I ride the bus instead of taking taxis. The only thing I ever buy on the road are postcards.

You say that to all the girls.

I did. I still do.

You are awesome.

With a hose, dude .. a hose.

This one.

Your hamster ate my hamster and then I got really mad and didnt want to come over to your house. You can lure me back over with bakery items though.

Im sure homosexuals feel very accepted by a religion that disapproves of their lifestyle.

I am not stereotyping, simply sharing my own experience. Its unfortunate that so many Christians feel its more important to follow the rules of their religion to the letter (ie - no homosexuality, abortion, premarital sex) as opposed to accepting other people that may have different views.

I respect your opinion.

And now, here is a riddle for you:

A girl lived her life perfectly, almost the way Jesus did. But she didnt accept Christ as her savior because she preferred Buddhism instead.

A terrible murderer killed one hundred people and lived a loathesome life. Right before he died he prayed God for forgiveness and decided, right at that moment, to accept Jesus into his life.

By your logic, the girl cannot be saved and the murderer will be. It seems as though following the rules put forth by Christianity are the most important way to be saved as opposed to actually being a good person.

WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHY.

Happy new year beautiful friend.

I am still very embarassed by all those penises that you drew on my face with sharpie after I passed out at your house. My mom did not think they were cute when I got home. A real friend would draw where others cant see, you asshole.

Something along the lines of waking up at 1PM everyday, eating candy canes for breakfast, not showering and wearing the same pajamas everyday for a week.

Two chicks at the same time.

And pizza. I love pizza.

Girls just want to have fun.

Im still a little mad about the herpes. You owe me like $12 for the Valtrax I had to get from the doctor. You weren't even that good.