What? You think i should WATCH that show? How... pedestrian.

I will employ my mind. I will use rigorous mental discipline, and everything knowable will be revealed. The Ideal show about marooned survivors who discover that they've got superpowers and can slide between parallel universes exists, and with enough self disciplined introspection, i shall know that show fully.

This makes me the most qualified expert on LOST that there is! I haven't had my impressions sullied by the non-Ideal.

Feel free to sit in your darkened caves and watch the shadows and lights pass along the wall, trying to understand what you're seeing; the copy of a copy of a TV show. Me, i will contemplate the really real, the purity of the Ideal television show.