ohoho~
Recent Responses
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Well, there's a very nice lady who lives close to me! She makes wonderful milkshakes. Whenever she makes a new batch, all of the fellows in the area flock to her front yard. It's commonly agreed that they're better than any other.
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Why, Sootopolis has everything a man could need!
And everything a woman could need!
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My jacket has faithfully served me well for many decades now!
I do my best to keep her in perfect shape. You can't find clothing of this quality any more, these days... -
Why, blue, of course!
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Ohoho, I said I wouldn't tell~~~~
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Steven's awfully smart, I must say~! Though he's always scurrying around in caves. If only he put that energy towards, say, groupies!
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oh, i make friends all the time~~~
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Anything by Barry White, though "Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe" is a particular favorite~
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"Bootylicious."
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"Ladies, not all at once!!"
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What!! Sir, I assure you, all of my groupies are of legal age!! It's in the Official Juan Appreciation Fanclub rules!!
Good Anon, I must admit I am a bit incensed at your accusations! Would I become an elite Gym Leader, beloved by millions and (if I say so myself) one suave lady killer if I was a pedophile? Certainly not!! I assure you, I have not, nor will I, expose children to the true extent of my charm! I am most certainly not a criminal, and I must say that I resent being called one!!
Ahem. I do apologize for that outbreak! It must be said, though~ -
Every gentleman must have a moustache~ :{D
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What! I am most certainly not a pedophile, good anon!
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Me? None! I am a Water-type trainer, naturally!
Nothing can match them for sheer elegance~ -
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Juan’s Bio
Sootopolis Gym
Current Gym Leader of Sootopolis Gym, Master Coordinator, and most popular man in Sootopolis--nay, all of Hoenn!
