Because I felt like it. Why else?

Chinese.

I like how I'm extremely attractive all over, but hey.

Who doesn't

1 foot tall.

I'm always hot, what are you talking about?

Yes,

But I have?

Because I'm a tool and my parents beat me, it's all your fault.

Threesome.

I don't think I am. I know I am.

I'm very jelly. You mad?

Let's do this.

Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley?

Hey?

No one loves you

Well, it goes like this. How do magnets work?

It's so fun.

I know, everytime I hear about it I want to stab someone.

Are you threatening me?