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A date, to me, is any structured time spent with someone in such a way that you're both comfortably uncomfortable - sharing more about yourselves than normal, exchanging welcomed awkward glances, etc. So, naturally, an ideal date would be skydiving (preferably wearing a snuggie).
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I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
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I, for one, welcome our new Formspring spammer overlords.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6shj5YF25w Probably one of the funniest stories I've ever heard told.
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Quite. If it weren't so messy of a method, that's how I'd rig an alarm clock.
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It's like the friendly skies turned on your stomach. I mean really! ...is this thing on?
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I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day.
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Take off my pants and bang the NES. Usually in that order.
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Trick question. Both would result in me having no functional dick. The fish would end it quickly, though, so I go with the fish.
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Smart. Confident. Moist.
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Never directly answering formspring questions. Wait... FUCK!
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Night person, but those are some pretty terrible choices. It's obvious a morning can't answer these.
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Reddit. Some gross fetish sites too, but mostly Reddit.
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Pepsi Throwback. That stuff was the shit.
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Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Jon Baker’s Bio
The bio is a spy.
