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All responses Most smiled responses
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Fine. In no particular order:
Dane Cook. Ivan Coyote. Matt Damon. Pink. David Boreanaz.
You asked, buddy. No blaming the NyQuil tomorrow. -
I think that The Office may be the pinnacle of human comedy.
Insofar as your bathroom habits go, just make sure you Lysol the keyboard, yeah? -
Telling you to fuck off means fuck off. Showing you the palm of my hand is demonstrating how much I will love you for eternity, because it is not wrapped, with its mate, around your throat.
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What computer? We don't have a computer. Really.
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What computer? We don't have a computer.
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That must depend on the taster. I always thought sunshine tasted like cherry flavored condoms.
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I think that NyQuil and firearms are, generally speaking, a poor combination. I also dislike it when you read my mind and then post the contents as a question on Formspring.
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*wanders off looking for a shovel and an open space in the backyard*
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Oh. My. God. Yes.
Step away from the Formspring, big boy. It's beddy-bye time. -
Must have something to do with my toothpaste. Except I can't figure out why I would put toothpaste on my kitty.
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Because you have a fever and are projecting.
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That might be the most original compliment anyone has ever paid me. It takes cold medicine to get you there?
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You've seen most of the instances of me getting off, so if I decide Formspring does it for me, I imagine you'll get to see that, too.
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I mock you openly because it's more entertaining than color tv. You heard my mother call me an unsympathetic bitch earlier, remember?
You need sleep, Daddy Bear. -
She's blonde and paid to be yummy. Automatic win.
But I'm probably better at baking and sex, so you did okay. -
Because you're high on cold medication, my love. You'll thank me for it in the morning.
Unless I get bored after you slip into somethin' more comfortable, like unconsciousness. Then I may answer them all, and point and laugh tomorrow. -
I still don't know what a "free pass" list is, so I am bailing on this question. Hello, my name is Jolie and I am a pop culture moron.
If you want it answered, ask the question with a damn explanation! -
Stupid people, determined thusly at my discretion.
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Like know-in-person know? That would be my godfather. 30 years as an abnormal psych professor has rendered his comedic timing practically impeccable.
If we are talking people-I've-never-met-but-know-OF, then I gotta go with Dennis Leary. The man could make me laugh by reading a page out of the phone book. Followed immediately thereafter by Dane Cook, who is on my babydaddy list. -
asked by StuffRedSaid
I hope he is able to teach them patience and tolerance, both for others and for themselves. I know that, for myself, these are two of the things I struggle with the most, and I would very much like that struggle to not be passed on.
I work hard to make sure that he knows that he is loved for himself, not what he achieves. I want him happy. I think a lot of people never find happiness because they can't be still enough to discover what makes them happy.
What a great question! Thanks!
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Jolie Queen’s Bio
Femme transwife, queer blogger, mouthy broad
