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You asked this 12 weeks ago, but I took your time machine to travel into the future to write this 12 weeks from the day you sent it to me so i can be trollface for 12 weeks
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I make it last, sipping down every last drop of milk. I make the bowl wish I cared about it other then the purpose of holding my cereal and milk together. Then I lick the bowl clean in a slow motion
But in all seriousness I just dump the mixture of milk and cereal residue then cram the bowl in the dish washer and get on with life -
Fuck your Christmas
hanukkah's the shit -
It has its ups and downs
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So when everyone gets hungry enough and when we run out of food, we'll eat you first
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I don't really know...
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Well if I was being selfish I would go back to freshman year and fix my entire high school sophomore and junior year, but if I wasn't being selfish I would probably kill hitler. (go ahead and make all the jokes you want)
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No, because John will get ahold of it, turn me into a women and shenanigans will ensue
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WITCHCRAFT
BURN THEE WRETCHED WENCH -
JERREH
IM STILL GETTING EMAILS FROM THIS
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haha I'm not mad, but it's fucking annoying -
OH LOOK IM JERREH SPAMMING PEOPLE WITH THE SAME QUESTION AND MAKING MY PHONE ACT LIKE A VIBRATOR
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I hate Chinese food
The most I order off that shit is a fortune cookie -
Since I came here like two years ago I knew that
And I was a retard compared to now -
Stare into the abyss
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*doesn't click link*
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A shards of glass dildo
I'm a horrible person -
People who deserve them
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Waiting and looking for that one girl
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If i was jcr I would say it's smashing
But I'm not really jcr, I'm really *takes off disguise* BATMAN *swoops away*
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JohnSmith62
a mexican taco stand
JohnSmith62’s Bio
im the guy no one really knows about



