You asked this 12 weeks ago, but I took your time machine to travel into the future to write this 12 weeks from the day you sent it to me so i can be trollface for 12 weeks

I make it last, sipping down every last drop of milk. I make the bowl wish I cared about it other then the purpose of holding my cereal and milk together. Then I lick the bowl clean in a slow motion

But in all seriousness I just dump the mixture of milk and cereal residue then cram the bowl in the dish washer and get on with life

Fuck your Christmas

hanukkah's the shit

It has its ups and downs

So when everyone gets hungry enough and when we run out of food, we'll eat you first

I don't really know...

Well if I was being selfish I would go back to freshman year and fix my entire high school sophomore and junior year, but if I wasn't being selfish I would probably kill hitler. (go ahead and make all the jokes you want)

No, because John will get ahold of it, turn me into a women and shenanigans will ensue

WITCHCRAFT

BURN THEE WRETCHED WENCH

JERREH

IM STILL GETTING EMAILS FROM THIS

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haha I'm not mad, but it's fucking annoying

OH LOOK IM JERREH SPAMMING PEOPLE WITH THE SAME QUESTION AND MAKING MY PHONE ACT LIKE A VIBRATOR

Another one?

I hate Chinese food

The most I order off that shit is a fortune cookie

Since I came here like two years ago I knew that

And I was a retard compared to now

Stare into the abyss

*doesn't click link*

A shards of glass dildo

I'm a horrible person

People who deserve them

Waiting and looking for that one girl

If i was jcr I would say it's smashing

But I'm not really jcr, I'm really *takes off disguise* BATMAN *swoops away*