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It is. Sometimes I take a shot of it with whiskey. As in a shot of it in my hair. Whiskey is mystical hair product. Try it out sometime.
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That's OK. Look, I'm just doing this thing. And I combine it with other things. Often things work out OK. Occasionally some of the things I do or don't do get some people bent out of shape. This is the price of stepping out and doing things. Why don't you do some things, maybe you'll get it then? Just a suggestion.
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You have to do more than just build it for them to come. They come based on why the congregation was motivated in the first place. Usually they don’t see the thing for months because it takes awhile to make connections conducive to coming to the thing. This isn’t always the case as some people will just come to the thing and ignore everything else and that’s fine but remember this is the exception and not the rule. You also have to have a good looking thing for anyone to come. Additionally other elements nowhere near the thing must create appeal. Let’s face it coming to the thing is amazing but it takes work to make it a good experience. An experienced hard worker like me knows how to make people come back to the thing time and time again.
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Three reasons KT
1) When these 20 something girls meet me initially they think I’m lying to them about stuff when in fact I’m telling them the truth about everything. The ordinary things I talk about fascinate them. They can’t pry themselves away from me. They aren’t necessarily turned on but they certainly are not turned off. They just don’t know what to do next so they keep coming back hoping I’ll give them some direction as to what is next, so I talk about my philosophies that are crystal clear to me but are cryptic to them so they embark on a four year degree in the study of John Pemble. I wish I was kidding about all of this, but this is as true as Vader is the daddy of Luke. Speaking of that…
2) Daddy issues. Oh clearly… dad to the eee issues.
3) This is the most important reason they keep flocking to me. Although they don’t want to admit it, they all want to be just like me when they grow up. I agree. They should. First they have to make it through one hell of a depressing decade known as the mid 20s to the mid 30s. That time of life can be brutal on the soul but if you make it to 35 without a divorce, kids, and a mortgage than your life will be as rewarding as having tea with Jesus every afternoon forever. Trust me, I know what I’m talking about. -
I’m counting on it Kramer. My plan is working. Follow, friend, connect, watch or whatever increases my metrics.
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Because this is what I do now. What do you do? Are you also a narcissistic bore like me who relies on a URL linking to highly edited text, pictures, video, & audio to artificially elevate yourself to others? I do and I’m having a blast. Go get a Flip, a pocket cam, or a mobile phone and add to the cacophonous stream of everyone saying “look at me, look at me… no I said LOOK AT ME!”
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I got what I got and you got what you got. I can’t give you what I got but I can share the feelings I got and you can share the feelings you got. Key word is can which means optional and I’m opting not to share with you about this today. Maybe next week?
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Not a rumor. Your deity of choice kills a puppy every time I post a 12 second video. It troubles people are deprived of an adorable little thing sniffing in their ear but dogs only provide ephemeral moments whereas a 12 second video is forever. Take comfort that every time one of my 12 second videos is viewed a cat rubs against someone’s leg one extra time.
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John Pemble’s Bio
Audio Producer, Video Blogger, Ambient Musician
