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      Anarchy Championship Wrestling is hosting it's second annual wrestling prom this weekend. It's all the cool parts about regular prom, without any teachers or chaperones or rules, and some of the best Pro Wrestling in the world thrown in. It's the best idea ever.

      The last one was amazing (http://wp.me/p1tqDY-oo). This one will be more so, I can't wait.

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      I think X-Men has had better stories over time. Fuck em both though, JLA.

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      I don't think either have been funny for years. Home Movies, Aqua Teen, Metalocalypse, Sealab, Futurama and many others completely blow them away.

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      Question directed at Darin but it needs to be said:

      Anyone who thinks Houston is better than Austin is what's wrong with America.

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      I find my taste is movies is not one that leads to inspiration. More catharsis, purging emotions of fear, pain, anger, aggression, loss, etc.

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      Life on earth will no doubt continue after my death. After Antonio Inoki's? Not so much.

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      As much as I believe in witches and witch burnings (which were invented by the same people and still occur to this day).

      The ideas have no place in modern society and are only use to harm and abuse the weak and the ill, usually children. Often who need professional help. Too often children who end up dead from supposed "exorcisms."

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      I don't have one. I don't even have 100. Here are some:

      The moment when Spanky hit the Sliced Bread #2 on Austin Aries but JUST misses him as he crawls out of the ring, and can't make the pinfall.

      The moment Austin Aries dives head first out of the cage to defeat Colt Cabana to defend the ROH title.

      Matthew Palmer threatening to light Robert Evans on fire to win the ACW title..

      Manami Toyota collapsing backstage in tears after main eventing Dream Slam (a moment she actually doesn't remember).

      Seeing ECW on TV for the first time, half asleep, near midnight and being blown away.

      Kawada's punch to finish off Shibata in their insanely good, but very short, match.

      Melissa vs Wesna at Chickfight for 45 minutes of insanity that nearly destroyed a few elderly people.

      Samoa Joe hitting Jack Evans so hard his shoes fly off.

      Megumi Kudo being thrown into barbed wire.

      Hailey Hatred choking John Thorne out with a piece of barbed wire.

      Serena returning to SHIMMER.

      Rachel beating Showtime for the ACW Televised title.

      Everytime Kobashi waits till 19 to get back in the ring in a GHC title match.

      I could go on forever.

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      It'd be hard for me to "admit" something that never happens.

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      It would be the best thing ever if it was proper Fire Pro and not the XBL avatar nonesense. No signs of it happening, though.

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      Ibushi and Omega for the same reason I'd take Lebron and Wade over Larry Bird and Kevin McHale. The sport has evolved.

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      More dates than you could pin in an elimination match for the Anarchy Televised Title (it could happen).

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      AJW Big Egg Wrestling Universe (ratings aren't mine):

      01. Chaparita ASARI & Bomber Hikaru (GAEA) vs. Hiromi Yagi & Hiromi Sugo (JWP team) **1/2
      02. Midget Handicap Match: Tsunokake X vs. Great Littlemuta & Buta Genjin 3/4*
      03. AJ Junior Title: Candy Okutsu (JWP) vs. Rie Tamada ***1/4
      04. Suzuka Minami vs. KAORU (GAEA) ***1/2
      05. Zenjyo Fighting Glove II: Kumiko Maekawa vs. Sugar Miyuki (Kickboxing)
      06. Joshi Amateur Pro Ring 1st Challenge: Kyoko Hamaguchi vs. Doris Blind (Amateur shoot)
      07. Joshi Amateur Pro Ring 1st Challenge: Miyu Yamamoto vs. Anna Gomez (Amateur shoot)
      08. Zenjyo vs. Shootboxing: Kaoru Ito vs. Fumiko Ishimoto (Shootboxing)
      09. Big Heart Power Contest: Reggie Bennett vs. Chigusa Nagayo (GAEA) *1/2
      10. Zenjyo vs. LLPW Survival War: Toshiyo Yamada & Tomoko Watanabe vs. Shinobu Kandori & Mikiko Futagami (LLPW team) ***3/4
      11. UWA World Women's Tag Title: Etsuko Mita & Mima Shimoda vs. Yasha Kurenai & Michiko Nagashima (LLPW team)***1/4
      12. Legend of Memorial Fight: Jaguar Yokota & Bison Kimura vs. Lioness Asuka & Yumi Ogura ****
      13. Blizzard Yuki Debut Match: Blizzard Yuki vs. Mariko Yoshida ***1/2
      14. V*TOP WOMAN Tournament Round 1: Yumiko Hotta vs. Combat Toyoda (FMW) ****3/4
      15. V*TOP WOMAN Tournament Round 1: Akira Hokuto vs. Eagle Sawai (LLPW) ***1/2
      16. V*TOP WOMAN Tournament Round 1: Manami Toyota vs. Aja Kong ****3/4
      17. V*TOP WOMAN Tournament Round 1: Kyoko Inoue vs. Dynamite Kansai (JWP) ****1/2
      18. Miss Wrestling Universe Tag Summit: Takako Inoue & Cuty Suzuki (JWP) vs. Megumi Kudo (FMW) & Hikari Fukuoka (JWP) ***1/4
      19. Michinoku Pro Lucha Heaven: The Great Sasuke & SATO & Shiryu vs. Super Delfin & Jinsei Shinzaki & Gran Naniwa ****1/4
      20. V*TOP WOMAN Nippon Senshuken Tournament Semifinal: Akira Hokuto vs. Combat Toyoda ***1/4
      21. V*TOP WOMAN Nippon Senshuken Tournament Semifinal: Aja Kong vs. Dynamite Kansai ****3/4
      22. WWF World Women¹s Title: Alundra Blayze vs. Bull Nakano. Bull wins title *1/2
      23. V*TOP WOMAN Tournament Final: Akira Hokuto vs. Aja Kong ***1/4

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      I figure all the ones with talent would do well, as that and determination is mostly what you need in Japan (how strange).

      There's a long list of people I'd like to see wrestle there, but to narrow it down to five I specifically think would be cool to see full time: Jenny Sjodin, April Davids, Kellie Skater, Mia Yim, Evie. Amanda Fox would so be on this list but she left wrestling.

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