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    1. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 1 Sep 11

      You are presented with the following, and have to pick one to keep for 24 hours: a) box of puppies, b) box of kitties, c) box of muscular hotties (or drop-dead gorgeous women), d) weed. What do you pick, and what would you do?

      D) or C), why? To sell them of course.

    2. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 31 Aug 11

      NUMBERWANG!

      4penis!

    3. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 6 May 11

      Is there any chore, normally disliked by others, that you absolutely adore doing?

      Nope.

    4. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 16 Apr 11

      Is there a food item you can't stand (not allergic to, just don't like)?

      tomatoes

    5. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 15 Apr 11

      Would you participate in a worldwide game of hide and seek?

      Depends on what kind of hide and seek it was. I'd participate in a game of hide in plain sight.

    6. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 13 Apr 11

      Do you ever find random bruises on your body and then wonder where they came from?

      Nope, I always know where my rough sex bruises come from...

    7. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 13 Apr 11

      What do you do when you're completely alone in terms of entertaining yourself...particularly during tasks that require your attention such as driving?

      Listen to music. Occasionally sing along.

    8. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 12 Apr 11

      What's a random fact about yourself that you find interesting?

      Regardless of how a friendship ended. If I had ever considered you a good friend I'd still take a bullet for you. You could fuck my woman and be the real father of my child and after I kicked your ass I'd still take that bullet.

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      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 12 Apr 11

      If you could have any animal tail as part of your human anatomy, what would you have and why? Would it present a clothing issue for you?

      I wouldn't... so no?

    10. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 12 Apr 11

      What is your ultimate fear?

      Being alone for the rest of my days

    11. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 26 Mar 11

      Show me how to lie. Dance, fucker, dance.

      You're getting better all the time. Man he never had a chance.

    12. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 26 Mar 11

      Do you speak normally to dogs/cats/animals, or do you find yourself baby-talking to them?

      Normal. I cuss at my dog like I do my mom.

    13. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 15 Mar 11

      If you could be any animal you wanted, what would your phone number be on the moon?

      A fish THIS blue!

    14. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 8 Mar 11

      What have you destroyed when mad that you regretted destroying? (I killed my website accidentally.)

      The bones in both my hands and my right foot.

    15. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 25 Feb 11

      If means was no obstacle, what Doctor Who character or object would you cos- (or cross-) play for the 2012 Gallifrey One convention? I wanna be a Weevil.

      Dalik so If I got tired I could just go to sleep...

    16. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 23 Feb 11

      Woozle weeble.

      Wizzle Wobble

    17. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 11 Feb 11

      What music do you listen to when you need to pump yourself up for whatever reason?

      Nightwish

    18. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 9 Feb 11

      Whether you drive or not, what's your dream car and why?

      '96 Corvette with cat eye tail lights. It has the right amount of power and style. It's also the car my dad promised me before he passed away. I would have loved to have that car.

    19. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 4 Feb 11

      Surprise running glomp or tax audit?

      Dude... GLOMPS ALL DAY ERR DAY!

    20. John
      JohnAzevedoA responded to xn3city 4 Feb 11

      Three and a half. Pony-trekking. Strawberries. Badger-cake. What say you?

      I say three-fifths of blue and a bit of Banana\-bread

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