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    1. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice responded to TechNews 27 Jun 12

      U chose a job in "customer service" but you got a attitude??

      You ask me a question in English and you can't manage to spell correctly or use proper grammar?

    2. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice 27 Jun 12

      Johnsplosion. Any entering college tips you could stand to divulge to an upcoming high school senior?

      Get it over with fast, since it's a rip-off deal, and do as much as you can while you're there. Steal everything that's not nailed down.

    3. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice 17 Jun 12

      JohnGlourious, I run a small sawmill and I am currently building a house with it. Is there any way I can use these skills to hit on girls? or am I limited to other men with sawmills?

      Sure, probably, but as long as you have a good chance with other men with sawmills I'd say go for it.

    4. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice 17 Jun 12

      Dear John, Teenaged boys. What do?

      You have to wait them out.

    5. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice responded to MathiasWiberg 17 Jun 12

      Appel VS Android?:D

      I lov by Appel Computre!

    6. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice responded to harisw 17 Jun 12

      How to restore my brain to factory default settings?

      You have to put a paperclip in your ear for ten seconds.

    7. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice responded to iamprimrose 3 Jun 12

      What's the worst thing you swallowed? ('twas my boss' birthday - Paul, and they served crispy crickets...) ugh! [10]

      You don't look older than 17 so I don't think I can legally tell you.

    8. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice responded to iamprimrose 3 Jun 12

      Do you have a secret folder in your dekstop? [9]

      You need to make that harder to find... you should call it "DEFINITELY not porn".

    9. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice responded to Jeromia 3 Jun 12

      John, I have being wondering, as I know my eyes at some point will deteriorate at some point, (I read... a lot) how does it feel to wear glasses? Also, what are the positives and negatives of wearing glasses?

      Positives: harder to accidentally get stabbed in the eye, can actually see things better.
      Negatives: nerd, gets awkward when making out.

    10. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice 30 May 12

      Dear John, This is a question I have been pondering on both philosophical and practical levels for a small while now, and I expect you would have a "helpful" opinion. Do you believe in love?

      The better question to ask was already phrased ever so eloquently by Cher: "DURR YUUU BELIEEEF IN LIFE ERFTER LOVVV??"

    11. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice 30 May 12

      Dear John, how do I convince my neighbors that they ought to park their cars in their driveway rather than all three on the street and I have to park a million miles away?

      It's really weird how they keep getting all those flat tires when they park their cars on the street, isn't it? Gosh I don't have a clue how that could keep happening, EVERY DAY...

    12. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice 30 May 12

      I'm at the age where my peers' attentions have all veered to the wills of their hormones, and to be short- it's bumming me out. I can't relate to their feelings/fascinations. Any of them. It's a bit alienating, and I was hoping you'd have some advice?

      You will too, someday, for now just enjoy watching them do all kinds of stupid things and failing miserably at getting what they want.

      I know it's easy for me to say this, but it's better when you're older. Trust me.

    13. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice 26 May 12

      How the hell does one go about dating in high school? My entire selection pool consists of platonic friends or people who I am either indifferent towards or are dicks.

      Get used to it.

    14. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice responded to MAITHAMAMARI 23 May 12

      what is your favourit book ?

      The English Dictionary. I highly recommend it, in your case.

    15. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice responded to IsobelMoon 23 May 12

      I have an A level (exam in England that determines uni entry) tomorrow, know anything on the representation of gay men in the media?

      Have you watched "Will & Grace"? Because it is an exactly 100% accurate representation.

    16. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice responded to carolynhess26 21 May 12

      I have a Spanish project due tomorrow about the culture of Spain. Any ideas?

      Uhh, let's see... matadors, tacos, bizarre moustaches... you should probably just watch that Monty Python sketch about the Spanish Inquisition.

    17. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice 20 May 12

      Johnstigator, How do I get stupid rich and lose weight at the same time?

      Yes, sell some of your blood and internal organs.

    18. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice responded to emomirror 18 May 12

      Would you lie to keep your loved one happy or tell the truth and have them heartbroken? Which would you pick, and why? [3]

      When do you want them to feel hurt, now or later?

    19. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice 14 May 12

      How To Make Friends And Get A Social Life ? some tips please ?

      Destroy your xbox.

    20. JohnAdvice
      JohnAdvice 14 May 12

      I've just found out that after 16 years of living with me, my dad doesn't know that my name is spelled with two n's. How can I correct him without it being hugely embarrassing for both of us?

      Maybe your Dad is right. Did you ever think of that?

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