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The English Dictionary. I highly recommend it, in your case.
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Have you watched "Will & Grace"? Because it is an exactly 100% accurate representation.
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Uhh, let's see... matadors, tacos, bizarre moustaches... you should probably just watch that Monty Python sketch about the Spanish Inquisition.
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Yes, sell some of your blood and internal organs.
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When do you want them to feel hurt, now or later?
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Maybe your Dad is right. Did you ever think of that?
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Thomas Jefferson was a prolific horticulturalist. His slaves were all his friends. He had a vast garden some say he carved out of an even larger garden. He invented Carrots.
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If I bought half the shit Google suggested I'd have bought USE A GODDAMN AD BLOCKER.
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That is George Lucas.
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He looks like a partially melted wax model of himself.
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Ryan Seacrest's head got so big that the hole is now plugged. We're all safe! Except for this Ryan Seacrest problem we now have.
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Well, until someone goes there and comes back with pictures, I'm not going to worry about it.
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You only want what you can't have, which means you're a masochist.
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No, most of the time it's because my "jimmies" are not being "rustled".
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BUSY!!! Semicolons;;; Never ending???
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I tend not to have fantasies because I feel incredibly guilty when I receive things I haven't done something to deserve. I actually feel guilty thinking about it.
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Stop making the duckface.
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