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      I have an Android phone (HTC Droid Incredible). My favorite apps are QR Code Widget, Words With Friends, and Barcode Scanner. I'm sure I'm probably forgetting one. I get good use out of Pro Evolution Soccer '11 as well,

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      LOVE THEM! Although I'm trying to get small in the waist area so hot pockets have disappeared from my diet, much to my chagrin. :-/

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      I honestly can't think of anything. Most of my friends know most of what there is to know about me. :-/

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      You heard wrong. Some bro dude totally blew this guy at the bar. It was ugly. He's an okay pool player though.

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      Its funny you ask this. It's something I've really been struggling with lately. I like to think that I keep company with quality people... but some friends have been around for so long, that I'm reluctant to let go, even if they are massive toolsacks. However, even recently, I've decided to let go of some folks, who may or may not know who they are. It was tough, but I think it will work out for the best.

      Most of my other close friends, however, may joke about being mean, but it's all in good fun.

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      Excuse to have a party. Also, for some reason, I always have to do some sort of impromptu banking on Columbus day. Always so disappointing when I go.

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      On a scale of one to Clint Eastwood, I would say we'd tip the scales somewhere between Jason Statham and Christian Bale. That's pretty badass if you ask me. The them will be sex, drugs, and Rock & Roll. Wait... on second thought I don't do drugs, and I don't foresee sex in the imminent future, so just Rock and Roll?

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      All women aren't crazy. Sometimes they just make TOO MUCH sense to men. So much sense that we see their words/behavior as irrational and unwarranted.

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      You could actually say that I have three legitimate crushes right now. Not going to say who they are, but I will give you a bit of a rundown. In order from the one I feel weakest about to the one I feel strongest about.

      Schoolgirl: This girl is kind of "fading" off of my "crushlist" (lol). We've become pretty close friends, but beyond a few drunken kisses, nothing ever happened. She still remains as a close friend, and I feel lucky to have her in my life either way.

      City Girl: This girl is pretty awesome. She's amazingly sexy and pretty smart, and she makes me feel better whenever I talk to her. She actually listens to me when I talk... As in, I speak and she both hears and processes what I have said, and responds accordingly. However, I know for a fact that she is actively sleeping with someone. Someone she doesn't particularly have feelings for, but someone nonetheless. Also a very good friend.

      Working Girl: She and I have known each other for quite some time... We've had our ups and downs as friends, and I was honestly a bit alarmed upon discovering that I had a crush on her. I think she's a total sweetheart and very pretty. She's got a giant heart, and CLEARLY has alot of love to give to someone willing to treat her right. However, she HAS been burned before, and I feel like she needs a loyal/caring guy like me. It's a bit unusual because we've been friends for so long, but during that time, we've both gotten older and more mature, and I think that something could possibly work between us.

      However, more than likely none of these will come to fruition because I rarely seem to be in the right place at the right time with any of them.

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      A) She's 54.

      B) She's not nearly as hot as she was years ago (see A) and, she has that weird thing going on with her teeth.

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