Test Drive. #1 How do you keep the squirrels off your deck...if you have one? #2 Do you believe a "third party" will give Bobo the 2012 election?
#1: I've poisoned each and every little acorn. I pick them up, take the little acorn cap thingy off, and place a generous dollop of arsenic on it. I leave the thousands of poisoned acorns right on the ground where they fell. The few remaining squirrels suspect nothing. . .
#2: I believe it's time we actually had a SECOND party. I can't tell the diff between the ones we have.
