The sexiest man, you say? No, I do not believe that Stephen Fry has gonorrhea.

17.94 barleycorn.

I really have no interest in it. you're going to be waiting a long time.

I've got other things to read. I'm not putting it high on my priorities.

Build a time machine, go to 1998, when I read the book, and ask me then.

I do not now, nor have I ever, hung out at a skate park. I do like watching skaters, though. They are very impressive. And often attractive.

One of my favourite scents in general is sandalwood, but onetime I got a sandalwood candle and it was disappointing. I'm not a fan of scented candles, generally, because they rarely smell like what they're supposed to smell like. Vanilla and like spice ones are ok, I guess.

Um, 3, I think.

QI is the finest television programme ever conceived by the mind of man.

Fine Woodworking.

2.73 femtoseconds.

Hi, person from a week ago. Sorry I never check here.

Only one anon. Weird.

Blue. Dark, slightly purpley blue.

Blue. Dark, slightly purpley blue.

Blue. Dark, slightly purpley blue.

Sure, why not.

Depends who she is. There are a few girls I'd definitely like to fuck.

Well, I sort of have one; I'm a Unitarian Universalist. I could also pretty easily be a Quaker, because neither requires that I pretend to believe anything I don't believe.

Haha, just some weirdo, I expect.