Ask me anything
Most Smiled Responses
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Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator -
Enlarge your penis spam. It's so presumptuous and rude.
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That's gonna itch when it dries.....
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Many things, the most recent being "The Legend of Zelda".
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Fringes? We don't need no stinking fringes!
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Vibrators
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My origami fetish
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I never expose my sources....
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There are big rocks in Frisco. Perhaps some folks reside underneath them.
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Once. Resulted in a hefty fine and a period of scorn and shame.
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Reality TV people.
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It doesn't take 12 steps to buy a car.
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Locked and loaded.
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James Howard Sanders’s Bio
Indianapolis, IN
International Man of Mystery





