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    1. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to Pendrake 12 Aug 12

      Post a haiku on something you feel passionate about. Please. :] [42]

      Haiku's are easy
      But sometimes they don't make sense
      Refrigerator

    2. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to STG4Dummies 6 Jun 12

      Ladies: poofy sleeves, buttons without purpose, and ruffles. Why are women's fashions so UGLY? Do you ever feel like someone is playing a practical joke on us because of things like this? [19]

      My dresses never fit.

    3. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to sanders 3 Jun 12

      What's the worst kind of spam: Questions, answers, or smiles? [9]

      Enlarge your penis spam. It's so presumptuous and rude.

    4. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to johnsanders 29 Jul 12

      When was the last time you sharted? [11]

      That's gonna itch when it dries.....

    5. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to BillSanders 15 Apr 12

      I watched The Breakfast Club tonight with my kids. First time they had seen it. What have you recently passed on to the next generation?

      Many things, the most recent being "The Legend of Zelda".

    6. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to TaliTalulla 13 May 12

      I have a theory that those who are right handed, are more likely to have left sided fringes and vice versa. Think of the people you know with one sided fringes and see if it has any accuracy. [18]

      Fringes? We don't need no stinking fringes!

    7. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to STG4Dummies 4 Jun 12

      What is something most people find endearing or attractive in relationships that you just do not get\agree with? I for one don't like the idea of dudes kissing my forehead. My dad does that, brobros, quit being weird. [23]

      Matching clothes.

    8. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to Pendrake 17 Jul 12

      What the hell were ancient Mesopotamian's doing with batteries? [20]

      Vibrators

    9. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to sanders 28 Jul 12

      What's your favorite thing that nobody knows about? [10]

      My origami fetish

    10. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to BillSanders 24 Feb 12

      Woah, what's that smell?

      He who smelt it, dealt it.

    11. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to sanders 28 May 12

      Give a shout out to some of your favorite formspringers so others can follow them too! What do you like about them most? [13]

      I never expose my sources....

    12. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to STG4Dummies 26 May 12

      I just got out of bed because I was so excited about an idea I had, I needed to write it down. When was the last time you bolted out of bed for something? What was it? [13]

      Last night. I had to piss.

    13. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to Formspring 31 Mar 12

      Ever been on a skateboard?

      Not for long

    14. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to BillSanders 25 Nov 11

      For those keeping track of who killed Miles Archer, it was Ruth Wonderly (aka Brigid O'Shaughnessy). The closest answer was John Huston. How can you live in San Francisco and not know about Spade and Archer?

      There are big rocks in Frisco. Perhaps some folks reside underneath them.

    15. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to BillSanders 2 Jun 12

      Have you ever backed it up like a Tonka truck? [14]

      Once. Resulted in a hefty fine and a period of scorn and shame.

    16. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to STG4Dummies 6 May 12

      Are there any kinds of people you wouldn't want to be friends with? [23]

      Reality TV people.

    17. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to BillSanders 22 Jun 12

      Do you suppose there's a reason why there hasn't been a Ford dealership named Betty Ford? [9]

      It doesn't take 12 steps to buy a car.

    18. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to Formspring 17 Mar 12

      What motivates you?

      Gunfire

    19. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to BillSanders 2 Jul 12

      Are you ready for the Zombie Apocalypse? [18]

      'Cannibal' attack in China as drunk bus driver leaps on woma…

      Locked and loaded.

    20. James Howard Sanders
      Jhsanders responded to STG4Dummies 7 May 12

      If you were an article of clothing, how would you be laundered? Machine wash? Dry clean only? Etc etc etc. [14]

      Grit blasted.

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