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Have you ever trained an animal to do something?
Me and my Dad once tried to train my family dog to rollover. Each time he rolled over, we gave him a little treat to reward him. But after about 5 times, he ended up getting motion sickness and puked all over the place! I felt so badly!
I also tried to train my rabbit to jump through a hoop once. He just looked at me like "Bitch, please." He was way too fancy for tricks like that (as you can tell from the top hat he wore). -
If you do someone a favour, do you automatically assume they should reciprocate?
No. Absolutely no. In fact, I expect absolutely nothing in return. It defeats the whole point of doing someone a favor.
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Does crime really not pay?
The most astute thing a former drug addict ever said to me while lecturing me about the evils of doing drugs was, "drugs are fucking AWESOME."
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If you could fight any celebrity, alive or dead, who would you fight?
Andy Dick.
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what becomes of the brokenhearted?
Good question.
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Are you allergic to stupid?
Yes. I've also discovered my reactions are getting much worse. I have considered antigens but there are so many varieties of stupid you really can't prepare the immune system.
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can cats see demons?
Cats ARE demons.
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Did Buddha have superpowers?
Yep. He could alter time. That's why you often see Buddha statues with clocks in their bellies.
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Where can you see yourself in five years? Give three answers: Where you want to be, where you realistically will be, and where you might be if things go wrong.
Everyone on Formspring will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement before we can discuss this.
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This car just sold at auction for £1.2M. Do you think this was money well spent?
I truly believe that things are worth whatever someone is willing to pay for it. If someone wants to give me a million bucks for some navel lint, then I've just sold one million dollars worth of navel lint. Are you asking if I would pay £1.2M for a car? Nope. My top price is $7,000 dollars.
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If you were a playing card, which one would you be?
Ace of Spades
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We've got some awesome magnolias in bloom right now here in Tennessee. They smell like perfume from heaven. What's your favorite part about this time of year in your town?
The motorcycle cops are in full swing.
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Just got this game today and it's going to hit my budget for a few weeks, What's the last thing you bought regardless of the consequences. :)
Pretty much everything I own.
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What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night?
Try not to scream out the name of the person I was just dreaming of.
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What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night?
Pee.
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James Howard Sanders
Indianapolis, IN
James Howard Sanders’s Bio
International Man of Mystery
