I peed in your pot plant then blamed the cat.
Anonymously.

It'd never make it past the pilot.
Too much fanservice.

Apologising for something you didn't do is like pleading guilty to a crime you didn't commit.

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Do hairdressers count?
I don't think so.

If there was anyone good looking that used tumblr, maybe. But all the cute girl pics on there are just stolen from naver blogs.

Summer is a good 6 months away for me so no. I'm planning that far ahead.

I can quantify my foot up your ass.

What the hell are you doing Priscilla get back in the Painted World.

Die from bleeding.

I probably could, considering how terrible my lungs are.

I'd steal that bag while she's distracted.

The moment he bit into that burger and nothing but grease poured out I almost vomited.
Jesus christ how terrible.

Being good is no fun.

In america they call it kiss everyone wearing green and get really drunk day.

Keep chopping this abomination down.

Beard rash on your nutsack

I am the master. This cotton won't pick itself.

how difficult is it to post the link into the picture prompt?

I'm playing Neverwinter Online right now.
It's not really that great, but it's one of the better MMOs I've played in a while.