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24-7 my son!
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Yes!!! The palms of my hands and feet from nails, and one in my side from a spear!
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High School, we didn't have that when I was a kid
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Zombies aren't real, and I invented the Apocalypse. Read about it in my new book, Revelations!
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ugg boots are only a good choice in Australia!
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I also work sitting and lying down.
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Did you forget? I live in a perfect kingdom, it's called heaven.
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I would simply die, then three days later, rise again!
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Euthanasia
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I hope I don't, I came to save the world from sin and death, not to offend anyone.
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Moist! This is not a good way to describe cake!
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I don't get it.
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It happens a lot! If it makes an easier, more peaceful death, then it works. Still, no one knows until they face the judge that they are really "saved".
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No one really, I love being me!
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You skipped out on a lot of your science classes, didn't you?
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He does, but persistence makes you ignore a tiny bee sting.
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Jesus H. Christ
Heaven
Jesus H. Christ’s Bio
I am the Alpha and Omega.. the way the truth and the light

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