Again, happy to see you back.
My life hasn't been very eventful lately. Same job, same surroundings, same company.

But summer is coming up (we actually had nearly 30 C the other day, which isn't too common even during summer) and I have a few things planned that I'm looking forward to.

Me and my boyfriend bought tickets to take a ride in a hot air balloon last year, but on the day we were supposed to go, it was too windy, so we're waiting for the weather to get a little more trustworthy and then we'll book a new flight.

Mikes mum went to Poland last year, for her birthday, and enjoyed it so much she wants to go this year as well, and shes invited us to come with.
I'm a bit cheap when it comes to hair cuts and such so while in Poland I plan on taking advantage of their low prices and get a proper cut. And hopefully, if my hair is in well enough condition, get it bleached.

In July we're going to Spain for a psychobilly meet that Mike really likes. He usually goes every year but with me not wanting to go last year (I went with him in 2011) he chose not to go either.

Sorry it's not what you asked about, but like I said - not many changes around here.

They're not.
I bought studs purposed for leather craft and such online, bent the sharp edges underneath the studs and used the new surface to put eye lash adhesive on and glued the studs on.
I do it every now and then when I'm going out and its generally complimented on. :-)

I remember someone in my childhood had fluoride in their drinking water, so for their stomachs they could only drink a certain amount a day. But they didn't have to rinse with flouride for their dental health. But I think they had kind of yellowy teeth.

I use public transport generally. On Friday afternoon, Mike picked me up at home after getting his son from the son's mum's place. And today, he will drive me home, as he's dropping his son off again. But later tonight we're going out to dinner, and we'll use public transport for that, since public transport works so well where I live and to let Mike have a break from driving and maybe having a beer with the food.

If there's no hook, I'll hang it on the door handle.

I think I have a fairly wide sense of humour.
I have a harder time with seriousness.

I enjoy puns and wordplay.
Language mixing.
Teasing.
Bitter observations.
Sarcasm.
Stereotypes.
Sex jokes.
Kids or animals doing or saying funny things.
Timed quotes or comparisons to media.


What I don't enjoy is rudeness (the kind that isn't humour at all), people getting hurt or glorifying racism, sexism and homophobia ( no, phone! I'm not trying to say homophilia or home phobia!)

Same here.
I think it's from when I used to dance.
Almost everything I do, I do in fours. Chewing, brushing hair, taking a four number of steps on a surface before moving to the next one...
Volume on the tv? 4,8,12,16...

I think whatever takes a stand against fat shaming and the general view that a body is a public possession is good.

Yes, as some of the people have answered, people shouldn't be proud to be dangerously obese, but noone who has their head screwed on right is, and they also shouldn't feel shame about how they look, which they do. I've only ever known one dangerously obese person. My mum, who got diabetes, and I would hear so much crap about her. How is it helpful to put someone down?

This type of picture isn't made to tell people to love fatties, it's made to tell you to fuck off of people's bodies. I have a lot of friends who are smaller than what is called a normal build but that still feel too fat to wear a swim suit because they don't look like I don't know- Jessica Alba?
And men who feel self conscious when they have a little tummy roll.

No look should be encouraged, healthy or not, because saying people should look a certain way will always make people feel bad about not looking like that.

Notice how many people post pictures online when they have a healthy meal? Who make sure that the distance they just ran is registered on Facebook? Who will have some ice cream and tag it as sinning and promising to work it off?
Hardly anyone has a healthy relationship with food, exercise or their body these days.

Sorry about rant. I meant to answer quickly and then have some food. Now I'm thinking it's too late to eat the meal I was planning on.

Get drunk with them and have the funnest flight ever.

Or just try to be cool by getting tiny and pretend to read a book while I'm constantly breathing in deeply through my nose to find out their smells. And eavesdrop when the attendant talks to them.

Or transport me fifty meters or so in the direction I'm turned.

I'd like the button to teach me what I'm looking at.

If I had that button, today I would go to a concert, watch the drummer, and press my teacher button.

I've gotten worse since growing up. So unfair!
I even get them in places I never had any in my teens.

The could care less one.
And I feel like could, would and should of have to be wrong. Should, would and could HAVE feels right.

Of course I get annoyed by a bunch of swedish ones, but that's not going to be recognisable by many of you guys on here.

Actually I don't.
So it's lucky she's never had anything that's expensive to fix.
She's an indoors cat and the onöy one I have though, so the risk of her getting hurt on a fight or catching something is small.
Only time she goes outside, I'm with her.

Mike thinks his son's mother wouldn't mind if me and him broke up.
When I traded working weekends and suggested he asks her about them trading parenting weekends because he liked it the way things were, he said that if he asked her she would probably refuse just to sabotage us.

Well, I didn't expect to like Mike...

So I guess you can never tell before giving someone a chance.

Fun question!
Someone else already answered similarly to my first thought of bleach, a shovel and either garbage bags or leather gloves.

I'll delete and re answer this if I think of anything.