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You know, I would imagine it would be. Whether your jerking off for men or rubbing one out for women, Its more or less exercise. Flogging the Bishop usually involves at least a few muscle groups, because when the five knuckle shuffle produces the big O, your entire body tenses up. Also, double clicking the mouse helps clear your head, and relieves stress build up. Oh, and workin' the gerkin is a much healthier way of handling stress then smoking or drinking, as I don't know anyone who got cancer from Beating their Meat too much, or got a dui for playing with the purple headed yogurt slinger... So next time you take a trip to the zoo, remember its good for you to spank the monkey, choke the chicken, flog the dolphin, or even club the baby seal as it burns calories and relieves stress everytime you whip up a batch of baby gravy... Now if you'll excuse me, this question got me a little excited... I need to go make love to palmela handerson...
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Awww... thanks! It's not easy staying funny on Formspring:
- I wake up, shower, and go on a 3 mile run on my treadmill while watching Robin Williams comedy sketches...
- For breakfast, I sprinkle my oatmeal with pages from the books of Dennis Millers Rants... but thats just my opinion, I could be wrong...
- I then go and study Murphys Law... Trading places, 48 hours, and Coming to America once a day.
- For Lunch, I have chicken soup mixed with George Carlin's arm hair... its a little nasty, gets stuck in the teeth, but it helps with me wordiness...
- Pryor to dinner... Yup, I watch one richard pryor movie before dinner every day...
- For dinner, I make myself a meal, and always have watermelon for dessert, thats been crushed with a giant mallet...YUP, I study the art of Gallagher...
- Before bed, I watch reruns of SNL from before the 90's... anything with Bill murphy, Dan Akroyd, Belushi, or the 80's crew with Carvy and Myers...
- Then I fall asleep to the sweet sounds of Billy Crystal, Jerry Seinfeld, or if I'm going to bed angry... Lewis Black (and sometimes if I'm depressed, Mitch Hedburg)
I train for this all day, every day, so when the opportunity comes... I never disappoint... ;)
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My word would be undefinable, and my color would be chartreuse.
Why? Because I like to believe I don't fall into a color or single word... and lets be honest, No body knows what the fuck color chartreuse is.... they'd have to google it, meaning they'd have to google me... which is what I would want! lol. Jessi, FTW -
To conquer my enemies, see them driven before me, take all that they posses, and to hear the lamentations of the women...
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Airport Security took my sink last time I tried to carry it on, so I no longer have it. I miss it. I remember all the great times I had with that sink. We had picnics, romped through the fields, even shared spaghetti and meatballs once. Those bastards took her from me! :'(
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Seeing as my living is made online, I doubt very long. People don't book me from the phone book, thats for sure....
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I feel like the life I've lived has skewed my perception of life. The attention isn't that much different then some girls get on facebook and myspace. Seeing what I've seen traveling this country of ours, being around the people I've been around, and now knowing what I know has DEFINITELY skewed my perception, but I believe it has only enlarged my understanding of it all, and my take on things. I have a much wider, more cultural view of things then I ever could have wished for. I can understand things I used to scoff at. I feel when it comes to my perception, it's only skewed to the positive.
As for Relevance and significance, I would like people to say simply the Jessi June proved that hard work and dedication CAN bring you your dreams. I would like to remembered for being me. For proving that you can be yourself, and still accomplish what you want. I came from nothing, and was nothing for most of my life. Then someone opened my eyes, and showed me that you can accomplish anything, if you truly want it. And I did. When the beauty fades, and people look back on my life, I would like for them to know I did it because I worked my ass off for it, and that means that they could do it too. I get messages from girls everyday asking how they can get to where I am. I tell them they could be so much more then me, they just have to work harder then I am. And I truly believe that. That would be the legacy I'd want to leave. The only difference between one persons dreams and another persons goals, is that ones working towards them. Nothings impossible, and I'm proving it everyday... -
In a perfect world, I wouldnt have to take it up the ass... So the correct answer would be neither. In a perfect world, I would a have a starbucks in my kitchen, manned by a completely naked and gorgeous barista, who would make my Frappaccino while Grilling me a burger and then would serve it to me on Herself. ... With Ketchup.
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Yeah... That was my Russian look. lol. Hoou Deed Juu Lyykes my Vrussian Haresduuu?? lol. He was a really fun photographer, and a nice guy, but when I was getting hair and make-up done, I felt like I was in Mother Russia, because his wife (an amazing hair stylist and makeup artist. Really good!) Only spoke russian, same with his assistant, and then he was speaking russian to them. So I was looking around like a 4 yr old during Mommy and Daddy's Weekly political meet and greet. It was fun, though, once we were on the same page... and language. lol
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Living on the road can be rough. No lie. I basically move once a week, live out of hotels (which are usually nice) but without a fridge and a way to cook. I drive about 2-3 thousand miles a month. I eat at all the coolest local joints, and live by Guy Fieri's Diners Drive-ins and Dives list. But you miss the comfort of just having your own couch to come home and lounge on. It is tough. I'm basically a well paid homeless person. lol. I'm going to stop traveling eventually, but for right now, I'd rather be on the road then anywhere. I've made friends out here, good friends, I'm seeing the world, and making money doing it. I'm living my dream, and if I want to go to NYC, I'll drive there. If I want to be LA, I'll jump over there for the weekend. For at least a short period of my life, I'm completely free. I'll deal with the lack of common comforts for the ability to take part in any conversation about any part of the world one day. Its not a life for everyone... but its mine.
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Most Beautiful? I think Southern California is hard to beat for Beauty. The streets of Santa Monica, the flavor of Venice Beach, the waves of Huntington, Anaheim, the OC... Theres just so much there. LA itself is a nasty place, but the surrounding areas can be quite amazing. Another awesome place would be Denver. Very clean, very nice, but a different feel due to the atmosphere and everything. Most beautiful is a tough one just because everywhere has its beautiful parts, and then also has some down parts. NYC isn't necessarily a beautiful place, but look out over central park from the top of the empire state building, and you tell me its not gorgeous... It all depends on area, and viewpoint.
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Hmmm. Thinking about it, in my line of work, its both, and sometimes at the same time. I scroll through my facebook full of my industry friends, and just going from wall post to wall post is more emotional than a 16 yr old on the rag after being broken up with. When things are good, their great. But they can fall off so quickly, that some people fall into depression very easily. I would like to think most are optimistic about the future, but I would probably say otherwise, as when your job (modeling) has a shelf life, if you don't prepare properly, it could catch you unaware, and next thing you know, your doing porn like its going out of style to keep up your living. I work hard every day to keep a constant stream of work going to avoid these lulls.
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Jessi June’s Bio
Professional Model, Traveling the USA, and Working with everyone while I can. Chances are I'll be in a city near you soon, so contact me for bookings! Jessi@Jessijune.com
