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    1. Jess
      JessNelum 8 Jun 10

      i love you :D

      I love you too!
      (I think....)

    2. Jess
      JessNelum 6 Jun 10

      hellooooooooo

      HAIIIIIII........

    3. Jess
      JessNelum 19 May 10

      No, that dude isnt me lol. But have you ever wondered if Simon likes Orangutans? xD

      Simon DOES like orangutans!
      And, hi Jon....
      I know it wasn't you, it was another Jon I know. Not JMD either!
      You people ought to get new names, and stop copying each other already...

    4. Jess
      JessNelum 18 May 10

      *Have you ever cried when you've been lost? Sorry, had to be the grammar Nazi. Why not Newcastle? :(

      Are you Jon..?
      And same answer as before. No.

    5. Jess
      JessNelum 18 May 10

      Did you ever cry when you got lost?

      I don't know that i've ever really been lost. And I wouldn't cry if i was, just walk til I found something of interest...

      P.s. learn to spell, yeah?

    6. Jess
      JessNelum 18 May 10

      WOW

      WOWEE
      to you too.

    7. Jess
      JessNelum 18 Mar 10

      Nananananaaaaa!!! BATMAN!

      Ashman? :D

    8. Jess
      JessNelum 17 Mar 10

      I like your surname, can I have it please?

      Well I'm not marrying you.
      But if you find someone willing, then sure, I guess.

    9. Jess
      JessNelum 17 Mar 10

      so are you going to have swan babies now?

      I'm going to stop replying to you now....

    10. Jess
      JessNelum 17 Mar 10

      not all of them. Have you ever licked a cat?

      Can't say I have. John bites cats tails tho, if you know him

    11. Jess
      JessNelum 17 Mar 10

      also, I ask many more questions. I want answers!

      Am I not giving you answers?

    12. Jess
      JessNelum 17 Mar 10

      It was: ME. Seriously though, gi's a name. Who do you think this is. Guess 3 times and I'll tell you.

      You are: Bob, Sam or Elvis?

    13. Jess
      JessNelum 17 Mar 10

      Sejj who am I?

      Shouldn't you know?

    14. Jess
      JessNelum 17 Mar 10

      Dream of how you're name is now Sejj.

      Why have you weirdly altered my name? I prefered it the way it was before....

    15. Jess
      JessNelum 17 Mar 10

      Not tonight, it's a Wednesday after all.

      Well duh. Wednesday nights are reserved dream holidays.

    16. Jess
      JessNelum 17 Mar 10

      Can you dream of me yesterday please?

      Impossible?

    17. Jess
      JessNelum 17 Mar 10

      why don't you dream of me?

      I already answered that....

    18. Jess
      JessNelum 17 Mar 10

      Who are we? Where are we? What are we doing?

      Why have you spammed my inbox? Then I shall tell you =)

    19. Jess
      JessNelum 17 Mar 10

      do you dream of me?

      Erm, no?
      I don't really dream of anyone :D

    20. Jess
      JessNelum 17 Mar 10

      has your stab wound healed? ;)

      I dunno. I've not actually had a chance to get my magnifying glass out to check :D

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