I missed getting formspring questions. Hi Isabella.

I believe that intelligent life probably exists on other planets, but that those planets are going to be so far away that no meaningful contact can be made between our two species until one of us discovers the ability to travel through space faster than the speed of light, telescopes strong enough to find the other planet and confirm the existence of intelligent life on it, the resources required to get an expedition to the planet, and has to discover the planet itself. So the chances of this all happening is so slim that if it even even does happen it will be long after my lifetime.

That is so incredibly vague I have no clue who you're talking about. Is love booger Tori? Who's Isabella's cousin? Who's Michaela's love? Who the hell is "shithead"?! If this is about JC Clerk elections I don't know who is running yet but I'm planning on deciding based on the debate.

Salt

I didn't get a haircut

Nope

Esquire

I would send my legion of kittens to combat them.

Depends on how you're using it.

Only on Aaron. The squirrels were at the bottom of a cliff, hence the safety net, so they wouldn't have gotten high enough to reach Sam F. Also, Adam was standing by a pond so they could have just used that to wash off if they did get guts on them.

How sad.

Sam Feinberg wouldn't be covered in squirrel guts though because he's not in that part of the road, only Michaela would be covered in squirrel guys. Your reasoning is flawed!

Nah :|

Sticking to it.

Okay that's my choice.

HOLY FUCK SHIT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? NOT THIS GUY?!: http://www.youtube.com/deceasedcrab

I'd probably leave it to whoever was paying for the obituary to decide.

WAIT, WHO THE HELL IS DC IN YOUR CONTEXT?!

Best?