For all my fart bitches out there - I will load up on 5-bean soup or 5-bean salad and Kashi cereal about 2 - 3 hours before a fart session for all-natural, nose-hair splitting farts.

So, yeah, I was doing all of that in the 2nd grade. I found it amusing & entertaining to torture the boys on the playground. My favorite is kicking a guy's nuts - what does he need them for anyways?

Depends on my mood, but most likely lock up that so-called cock of yours in chastity and then tease you with my beautiful pedis so that your flesh was pressed so hard against the chastity device that you start to tear up

Castration only hurts for a minute...I would rather have a constant source of torture & humiliation so I can make bitches suffer a lifetime. If I ruled the world, I would hand-pick the breeders & everyone else would be in chastity serving me :)

Well, no man is ever really "willing" to have their precious balls attacked, so I like to get my ballbusting in as often as possible

Licking the dirt off my feet is a physical reminder of your place below me and your lot in life to be nothing more than a filthy dirt-eater

Tease & denial gets me off where I tease & then deny, deny, deny

It depends if she was a top & if this "mythical guy"was a bottom & whether the girlfriend enjoyed humiliation

Only if the slave earns it by completely humiliating himself for my enjoyment. It's a privlege for me to sit in your lowly face

Use the tried and true "H" word, Humiliation

I usually don't, because there are lots of wankers out there looking to waste My time. But if this slave went above and beyond to reach out to Me and to impress Me (which is not easy to do), then I would take him under consideration

For my fart lovers, I don't let my farts go to waste, doesn't matter where I am: hotel lobby, the Strip, running trail. It's up to you to catch them

I leave holes gaping & subs walking bow-legged

I am taking on new slaves at the moment and it more depends on the person than the level of experience. you must be loyal, open and willing to do whatever I command

Consuming all of your cum is the only way you will get to cum in my presence, and yes, if there is other cock around, you will be the cum dumpster

Have you not seen any of my pictures? Pure joy

What a detailed question, sounds like you have had this happen to you before, or just over and over in your dreams

I've been doing that since the 2nd grade