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Um... no. Not only no, but extreme no. Their giant fingers won't fit in the triggers of most guns, and they lack the knowledge of metalworking to modify them quickly enough. Any ape uprising would begin on the plains of Africa and end behind the bars of the local zoos. Just saying.
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I have so many; it's hard to pick just one. I guess it'd be anyone who states their beliefs publicly, but is unwilling to defend them to the world. If you don't want to fight for your advocacy, then don't open your mouth.
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A secret is as a secret does. It's a secret if the person asks you not to spread it, or if you, yourself, choose not to spread it.
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Creating a social philosophy. Basically, a lot of writing about things that should be too obvious to write about.
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I'm working on a directed study. What's your excuse?
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Well, that just seems stupid.
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Kind of... random, but whatever. Just keep in mind that when you break up (odds are you will - even marriages are only 50%), you'll be in a pretty awkward position in the next relationship.
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Nice to hear I have stalkers :P
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Ya, people seem to post some really odd things on it
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These things happen. I'm just glad we've moved past the hatred phase. But, like I said, I'm going to bed now. I'll see you around.
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It's because I can't. That's not some grand statement of supremacy. I'm just really fucked in the head, lacking a better term. I don't have much in terms of human empathy (borderline sociopath), which hurts my social skills. I had a mildly bad childhood (I'll tell you in person, if you want), which gave me trust issues, so I tend to put up the front of intellectual aloofness, and I am legitimately intelligent in terms of analytical ability, so I tend to read far more into things than other people. All of this gets in the way of me "acting like everyone else"
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I think it may have something to do with you being ripped :)
I'm personally going to call it a night; I have too much crap to do in the morning to be up this late.
I'll hear more about my horrible, arrogant ways when you decide to resume the feud, correct? Or is there something else you want to vent about? Either way, I look forward to it. -
Ah. Makes sense. I prefer to stay sober, just in case the inclination to start something should strike me. I'm actually starting to get a pretty good idea of who you are, but I'll keep my theories to myself.
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Yes, although you decapitalized some "I's' and left out an apostrophe or two :)
And I would like to keep this civil, if possible. I mean, it may be fun to scream and rant, but, honestly, more gets done with a cool head. -
Oh, I wrote in the same period, on my phone, without spellcheck. It's not about intelligence; it's about presentation. Coming across as a rabid troll hurts your argument, regardless of its independent validity.
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Ah, the joys of an irrational believer. How it lightens my heart to know that there are still those out there so worthy of ridicule, so devoutly set on following a "naturalist" religion, to be blind to the larger truth of individualism. I look forward to your next barrage; however, I must compliment you on improving your rhetoric as your posts progressed. Good luck to you as well.
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Oh, my life is plenty exciting. Based on your horrible misrepresentation of me, though, I'd say you last saw me Freshman or early Sophomore year. Like I said, I change rapidly. Now... who could it be who hates me, but knows me so little?
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If you weren't anonymous, I'd make some comparison to your appearance. Lacking your identity, I'll suffice to say that you are a troll, and your appearance likely matches. Please leave my girlfriend out of this little vendetta of yours. As far as I know, she's done nothing to warrant your hate but date me.
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You should check the "Jeff Survival Guide" I posted on FaceBook. You'll find that I'm incredibly open to other opinions (skepticism demands it), as long as they are backed logically. Yours aren't. Sorry.
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Yes, I am socially inept. So inept that I hesitate to call you a douchebag for fear of upsetting carefully balanced social norms regarding proper adult discourse. Then again, you are unworthy of being referred to as in any way adult, so ya, you're a douchebag. Sucks.
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