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    1. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb responded to seanreichle 17 Apr 11

      What would you attempt to do today if you knew you could not fail?

      Get a movie made.

    2. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb 23 Jan 11

      What city has no people?

      ...
      ...
      ...
      Fuck you.

    3. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb responded to angryjedi 23 Jan 11

      Were you aware that sit-ups cause flatulence?

      Yeah, I shared a room with you at PAX and that still isn't a good excuse.

    4. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb 23 Jan 11

      Why do you hate Jews?

      I don't know, something about blood libel.

    5. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb responded to angryjedi 23 Jan 11

      What should @ShadowPraxis do about his sore bottom?

      As an unlicensed astrologist and a former amateur proctologist I'd have to take a look first. LATEX-GLOVE-SNAP ONOMATOPOEIA

    6. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb responded to angryjedi 23 Jan 11

      Beard tickle?

      Coochie coochie coo!

    7. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb 23 Jan 11

      Well I've been trying to ask you a question on facebook but you never respond

      That's not a question, bro!

    8. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb responded to StephBergh 23 Jan 11

      Why are you such a nerd?

      ... because I don't give a fuck! I like knowing things and having an imagination.

    9. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb responded to BronzeTyger 23 Jan 11

      What do you think is the best quality a potential mate for you must have?

      Brains... for when I turn into a zombie.

    10. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb responded to angryjedi 23 Jan 11

      Out of The X-Factor/American Idol and equivalents; Jersey Shore; the music of Girls Aloud; the Call of Duty series; and cakefarts (don't look it up, it's exactly what it sounds like), which has had the most beneficial impact on society, however small?

      Cakefarts.

    11. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb 23 Jan 11

      What is a man?

      A miserable little pile of secrets, but enough talk... have at you!

    12. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb 26 Nov 10

      What do you think is your sexiest feature?

      ... I dunno... my hair.

    13. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb responded to DarkAcreJack 25 Nov 10

      What was the last video game you played (if any) that absorbed you to the point where you shrugged off other responsibilities for it?

      Civilization 5... certainly. That is basically what that game is about.

    14. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb 24 Nov 10

      Better life experience? Watching ducks fornicate while on drugs or playing soccer at night?

      ... hahaha, definitely fornicating ducks. Even if they did try to attack me. That night was awesome and didn't end with me spending the night in jail.

    15. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb 24 Nov 10

      Hi Jeff. I too have had the biggest crush on you for a while. Unlike your previous admirer, though, I can spell and punctuate correctly. I'd very much like you to rub your manly, fulsome beard all over my face while going "Mmmmmm". Will you do that?

      ... punctuation does turn me on.

    16. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb 17 Nov 10

      Why are you such a buttass?

      Well, it happened in an industrial waste accident. I was being a butt and was hit with radiation... then I buttass'd.

    17. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb 17 Nov 10

      jeff....i've had the biggest crush on you for awhile! i don't go on here a lot, but please message me on www.dateapply.com under the username ''wishfulthinker''. please don't get all weird. =)

      ... the Internet is getting clever.

    18. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb 19 Oct 10

      Do you believe in luck?

      I believe that people can get "hot" or have a "good streak."

    19. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb 19 Oct 10

      Do you believe in luck?

      I believe that people can get "hot" or have a "good streak."

    20. Jeffrey Grubb
      JeffGrubb 19 Oct 10

      When was the last time you received flowers?

      ... thanks, Formspring, for rubbing in my pain. I've never received flowers.

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