A Serbian Film

Masturbating?

Richard Simmons

I can only assume you're asking me about Jessica. Long story short, we both needed to take a step back and get some of our own personal shit together before we could be as good to and for each other as we would like to be. To the best of my knowledge, we're going to be together again after she moves to Virginia if we've both gotten our shit together. She's amazing.

Uhm....I wouldn't say it was the best, but I had a pizza party for myself this past year. However, I refuse to leave my bedroom this year for my birthday. The last two years I've ended up in the hospital. This is a streak I would love to break!

Not nearly enough

Its Wednesday.....oops?

I had been without the internet for a few days, sorry! I have since changed the password and deleted said spam! My bad! =(

Well it takes more then a band or two in common for me to get along with someone, but that's always a good starting point! hahaha

I deleted this originally, chalking it up to another stab at me that wasn't really worth my time or effort for a witty retort. However, I'm gonna break the facade for a moment and actually answer this statement with sincerity for a change.

False. At some point I WILL be someone's number one. And that's not to say I haven't been anyone's number one prior either. The fact of the matter is you can go back and ask any of my ex's, and I'd be willing to bet the vast majority, if not all of them, will say that I was good to them. I'm supportive. I'm encouraging. I'm usually quick with a kind word, and fairly thoughtful for the most part, and anyone with half a brain would want someone like that in their corner. Does that mean I'm without my flaws? Obviously not. I'm sure every one of my ex's will have something that they think I could have done/been better at, but again,

I think, overall, I'm a good person to have around, and to hell with anyone who thinks or says otherwise =)

Again, it's easy to run your mouth when you don't have to own up to it. I suppose I encourage/enable it just as much though by responding to most of them. (There have been a few that I've just flat out deleted, especially in recent days) Regardless, someone obviously has a far more boring life then mine if their idea of entertainment is to sit on their computer and speculate on my social activities (or lack there of haha). Thank you for the vote of confidence/kind words, and I'm sure Tyler and I would get along just fine.

Are you gonna wipe my ass for me too, Daddy?

English. Sarcasm. I can speak a few phrases in French?

Its easy to attempt to pick someone apart when you can hide behind the comfort of your computer screen. I may not be the best looking dude, I may not have have the best job, or the best tattoos, a cool car, my own place or anything else superficial that I can be judged on. I'm overweight, occasionally insecure and have this undying desire to appease the people I care for, but the one thing that NO ONE can deny, is that my intentions are always the best. If I let you into my heart, I will give you the shirt off my back, the last dollar in my wallet and whatever else you may need. I have always been that way and will continue to be that way. This makes me an easy target for the internet cowards, but I refuse to give their words any weight. I am who I am, and fuck ANY one who doesn't like it.

My car has been broken into twice, a number of trivial things like cd's and dvd's have been taken, as well as money. All of these things are replaceable. It's the irreplaceable things that hurt the most when they're stolen

I'd offer to send you a prize, but that would require you to not be a faceless pussy.

I don't know why you answered them. I've deleted the last three they've sent me. One of which claimed they were sleeping with you too. Who has the better boy parts? =P

Friend!

Halloween, duh!

To be able to read minds