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I've used Almay Clear Complexion for at least five years now. It's fantastic and not too heavy. Matches my skin well which is nice since my skin is pretty uneven so it looks niceeee
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asked by octopussyyy
Gushgushgush! You didn't ask a question but you made me swoon and lurk the shit out of you like I have also been known to do. Come over and play with my kitty and I will make you tea!
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asked by NanoBatista
I am ready for all the thrifting you can handle my man!
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Well Nano, it might be because I lurk unicorn blogs all day. Come hang out!
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It was a long haul. So many key factors. Went vegetarian, then vegan. Was working at a pool teaching up to sixteen hours of swimming a week. Got into biking and tennis. Got all new favorite foods.
More recently I have been swimming laps. Like, two miles every time. It's my go to. Biking is fantastic but I've never been able to see results and keep weight off like with swimming! I highly recommend it!
My routine is as follows, if you're interested:
25 laps(there and back, not lengths) of kick with a flutter board
10-15 laps of breast stroke
25-30 laps of front crawl(with goggles)
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I have one photo that is relatively hilarious... but doesn't show me at my biggest. I'd have to hound my friends for some because I threw out SO many photos. It was before I was at a comfortable weight so those photos weren't funny they just made me feel heinous. Haha. If I knew who you were I would be able to show you said photo... which I am eating donuts in! Too perfect!
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Portal here now. It's a gorgeous day! I'm going to the park to play tennis! Then we could have a slurpee drinking competitiion... which I would lose but it would still be funsies!
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Imma wig split you wit my hatchet. MMFWCL.
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Approx twenty pumps. Per day.
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Hahahahahahahaha. If only you knew how often I joke about this.
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asked by caleighgreen
Aside from my fish being dead when I woke up I am decent! Drank my tea in the shower. Had a huge bowl of soup. Finishing up Time Bandits before I head off to work. BIZ AS USUAL!
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Not sharted. But I did poo my pants once when I was real sick. You know, the vomit and diarrhea simultaneously kind of sick. I had previously been sitting on the toilet and barfing my guts out into a garbage can but this one moment I only felt the vomit coming so I neglected to assume my original position and pooped my damn pants while vomiting and laughing between hurls.
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asked by jordenboborden
Too many cars honking horns and people running around my store with canada flag capes looking for high fives. SO OVER IT.
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If you were serving my favorite food, probably. Dine and dash motherfuckerrr.
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Probably when you learn to crip walk and it just happens to be raining out. Oh and you might have to be in Vancouver. But careful. If you don't remind me I know who you are you could end up like the nice boy who asked me to dance when I was left alone for three minutes and I turned him down in front of like six of his friends. I can't help that I am prone to being a jerk!
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Jasmine June
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Jasmine June’s Bio
Typically used for:
a. slimebags who only have the balls to say shit when it's anonymous.
b. friendly folk to ask silly questions.

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