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    1. Jake

      I don't really have one...like, if they find me, utilize what I know to escape. and if they don't, continue to lay lay low.

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      I don't know how smart I actually am. My father always makes it a point to mention that my IQ is better than both his and my mothers, but that was an internet IQ test, so who can be sure of the validity? Also, I absolutely believe that "big words" are not indicative of intellect. Quite often, stupid people try to be more eloquent in order to sound intelligent, but that's really just pontificating. While on the other side of the coin, I know many many very smart people who could not give less of a shit about both their vocabulary or what anyone thinks of it...who is this?

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      Play Metal Gear Solid 2....Or Heavy Rain, depending on your gender. Plenty of fleshy examples for you.

    13. Jake

      I once bit the tip of my tongue off, and it healed back with only the faintest scar.

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      Working at Sears. I would show up late, sleep in the bathroom for hours, take two-hour lunches and just eventually stopped going. They called me and were like, so are you coming back...I was all "are you serious?"..."Okay, we'll take this as a verbal resignation then"..."that's the idea. Bye"

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