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Awkward is one of my very favourite words because of the onomatopoeia of the W-K-W

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Hi Shaun. How are you? Where have you been? I miss you

The only time I've heard bright eyes was on New Years eve 2011 when I was hanging out with Carolyn DeCarlo, Stacey Teague, and James Duncan. I can't remember what the music sounded like or any of the lyrics

No. I don't think so. I don't know who that is

I have not. I have only recently been on a single date. Well I have been going on single dates for years if single dates are just going out by yourself. I often go to the movies by myself. If we continue this train of logic I actually have been on a double date because a double date would be a date between two people, in which case I have been on a double date

I don't use that blog anymore. I didn't want to delete the things I have there. I suppose I could open it up again. If anyone shows any interest in me opening it up again I will open it up again.

The name on my birth certificate is Thomas Jackson Nieuwland du Chatenier. Nieuwland is my mother's last name. du Chatenier is my father's last name. Jackson was the name of my father's imaginary friend. Most people I know irl know me as Tom.

Here is something from my tumblr drafts that I never finished that lists some names I have been known by:

Thomas Jackson Nieuwland du Chatenier AKA Jackson Nieuwland AKA Tom du Chatenier AKA Young Teezy AKA YNGTZ AKA Teezy AKA Teez AKA Big Teez AKA T-Dawg AKA Big Dog AKA Big Gazgag AKA Patriot AKA Paytriot AKA Pat Riot AKA Richard Longfellow AKA Everitt Fanning AKA Salaam Bateman AKA Jack Land AKA Jax AKA slapbatman AKA Tomo AKA Tomohawk AKA MVP AKA Spiderman AKA Jackie AKA Sir Crayola Flow AKA TJ AKA Chuck AKA Mr. Loves AKA

Irregularly. I want to go everyday

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I have it all but none of it is extra but I'm giving it all away anyway. I don't ask anything in return. I don't ask anything. Except when I interview, then all I do is ask. I like it when people ask me. So go ahead and ask

No. I don't think so. I don't know what that is. What is that?

I have many names

Mostly extremely good with a little bit of terrible in patches. I didn't read any fat books yet though. Damn

Slow sex

Rape me

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