HOLY BAPTIZED SON OF SATAN ASK ME SOME QUESTIONS OR I WILL BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN
Recent Responses
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Rainbow Dash!
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Quite possibly go back to Twitter, and maybe figure out how to TURN THE STUPID HOROSCOPES OFF GRAGH
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Just shoot her with your Love Gun and become a Killer. Or say "I Just Wanna" when she asks why.
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I'm right here, goddammit.
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Looking someone in the eye.
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Making eye contact with gingers without feeling creeped out.
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Somewhere in between. Let's just say it's a coma.
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...unfunny, unoriginal, uninteresting, uncool, and pure awesome.
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"Stop throwing things at me." -- Mr. Webster
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Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. He did a striptease. He's 76 years-old.
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The original Hard Rock Cafe.

