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    1. Ames Kosmos

      Well the Holidays are busy as I prepare human sacrifices for the Dark Lord. You know how it is. And, regrettably, I do not have a matchlocal.org account but if you tell me your address I'd love to press my face against your windows in the dark of night and breathe heavily.

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      I'm not really quite sure, actually. The damn reflector shields are stuck on the on position after an unfortunate accident befell the control panel involving a hot cup of tea and a yeti. So as far as we all know the ship is invisible. However, if I were to design the outside of the ship it would look pretty much like a flying saucer crossbred with a 1980's Pontiac trans am that was 'pimped' by the cast of MTV's pimp my ride and a team of drunk leprechauns.

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      Well... You're human, aren't you?

      Well, WINIFRED, the plans is to go to the next galaxy and holla at them fine laydeez in space.
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      My favourite Martian has to be Mr. Bowie. I mean, gosh when you compare him to other Martians (such as the Biker Mice, or Marvin) there just isn't any contest. NOW, if we're talking about GENERALLY AWESOME alien lifeforms it'd have to be a toss up between ALF and Cher.

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